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Jessica Simpson....

Postby Humpty Dumpty » Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:21 am

She's on Letterman right now. When did she become as big as a house? G damn she's an idiot, butt she used to be hot not too long ago.

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Re: Jessica Simpson....

Postby skiadikt » Thu Mar 11, 2010 8:54 am

definitely had her frump on for that one. nice potato sack ...
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Re: Jessica Simpson....

Postby KBL Ed » Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:26 pm

Yes, she was hot. Did not see Letterman, so do not know the current state of her heft.
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Re: Jessica Simpson....

Postby Stormchaser » Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:28 pm

Anyone catch Jimmy Fallon slice his hand open on the air trying to make a martini? Came bag from commercial with a big ol bandage on one hand. What a trooper, the show must go on!
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Re: Jessica Simpson....

Postby Atomic1 » Thu Mar 11, 2010 12:48 pm

Humpty Dumpty wrote:She's on Letterman right now. When did she become as big as a house? G damn she's an idiot, butt she used to be hot not too long ago.

KBL Ed, thoughts?


Toll Booth lay you off ? Wife put you out on the couch ? Explains Watching Letterman at midnight ?
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Re: Jessica Simpson....

Postby Humpty Dumpty » Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:09 pm

Atomic1 wrote:
Humpty Dumpty wrote:She's on Letterman right now. When did she become as big as a house? G damn she's an idiot, butt she used to be hot not too long ago.

KBL Ed, thoughts?


Toll Booth lay you off ? Wife put you out on the couch ? Explains Watching Letterman at midnight ?


Well, I'm not a geriatric like yourself who hits the early dinner special and then goes to bed at 2100. I can stay up late and watch Letterman (not that A hole Leno).
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Re: Jessica Simpson....

Postby Nevada West » Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:46 pm

Humpty Dumpty wrote:She's on Letterman right now. When did she become as big as a house? G damn she's an idiot, butt she used to be hot not too long ago.


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Re: Jessica Simpson....

Postby thorski » Thu Mar 11, 2010 6:33 pm

Eva Amurri is the hottest girl in hollywood right now. Just watch her in Californication. Her mom was pretty hot in The Rocky Horror Picture Show as well.
Jessica simpson is hot thin or fat. How can you hang out in Killington and not like chubby girls. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Jessica Simpson....

Postby ozzy » Thu Mar 11, 2010 6:56 pm

thorski wrote:Her mom was pretty hot in The Rocky Horror Picture Show as well.


Totally. but thorski comon TTIWWP

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Re: Jessica Simpson....

Postby thorski » Thu Mar 11, 2010 7:01 pm

TTIWWP= does not compute
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Re: Jessica Simpson....

Postby ozzy » Thu Mar 11, 2010 7:03 pm

thorski wrote:TTIWWP= does not compute


TTIWWP= this thread is worthless without pictures
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Re: Jessica Simpson....

Postby jbkmart » Thu Mar 11, 2010 8:35 pm

Jessica Simpson has put on a few. And I hear that she's not very bright. I think I might actually have a shot at her. Do you think that she would have sex with me? Be honest.
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Re: Jessica Simpson....

Postby ski » Thu Mar 11, 2010 9:35 pm

jbkmart wrote:Jessica Simpson has put on a few. And I hear that she's not very bright. I think I might actually have a shot at her. Do you think that she would have sex with me? Be honest.



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Re: Jessica Simpson....

Postby Ski-N-Sail » Thu Mar 11, 2010 9:49 pm

C'mon Humpty....you wouldn't throw her the bone? I guess Finn is more your speed.
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Re: Jessica Simpson....

Postby TWA » Thu Mar 11, 2010 10:00 pm

ski wrote:
jbkmart wrote:Jessica Simpson has put on a few. And I hear that she's not very bright. I think I might actually have a shot at her. Do you think that she would have sex with me? Be honest.



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