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I saw this story and your FPOW immediately came to mind :banana:

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Curator Vyki Sparkes says the lump started out smelling like a used diaper “that maybe you’d forgotten about and found a few weeks later.” The pong has now mellowed to “damp Victorian basement.”

“It’s disgusting and fascinating,” she said of the fatberg. “And that’s what’s been great to work with — it has this impact on people.”
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Fatberg. That would make a funny Jewish name. Some yenta bringing home her new boyfriend to meet the parents. "Mom. Dad. I'd like you to meet Moishe Fatberg." Nice to meet you Mr. Fatberg.

Hey Fatberg, see you in Temple on Saturday.
Now batting. Number 18. Yaron Faaatttbergggg. Fatberg.
Last name first. First name last: Fatberg, Ari
Mrs Fatberg? Can Golda come over any play?

Butt, back on topic. A fatberg sounds pretty nasty. Who flushes diapers? Must be a British thing. On a personal note; I like the flushable wipes. They come in handy after an exceptionally messy dookie.

Squishy, padded toilet seat, out.

PS, thanks for thinking ofr the FPOW Bubba Fatberg.
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Humpty from the three point line...I LITERALLY am at my desk...crying ..................
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