RIP Hillary Clinton

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RIP Hillary Clinton

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Hillary Clinton died early this morning from an infected cankle. She was on a fishing vacation in the Carpathian Mountains when she jumped from the back of a pickup truck to chase a deer. Secret Service Agents did not try and stop her. While laying on the ground she was reportedly heard saying "this is why I lost the election". :shock:

Cankle leaves behind President Rapey, Moon Faced daughter and 20 very confused and Disturbed gerbils. A member of the SS said she was a total complete b##ch
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freeski wrote:Hillary Clinton died early this morning from an infected cankle. She was on a fishing vacation in the Carpathian Mountains when she jumped from the back of a pickup truck to chase a deer. Secret Service Agents did not try and stop her. While laying on the ground she was reportedly heard saying "this is why I lost the election". :shock:

Cankle leaves behind President Rapey, Moon Faced daughter and 20 very confused and Disturbed gerbils. A member of the SS said she was a total complete b##ch
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Hookus Pookus to and from something CANKLE this way comes....
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Bad news, it's reported Cankle has been sighted outside a castle in Bulgaria. The good news is there are many villagers able to put a stop to this.

Message to US Secret Service: What the f*** is wrong with you :?: You really need a court order to stop using Hitler's SS symbol (17 years ago butt still :?: :?: :?: ). Glad you were brought into Home land Security. So they can straighten you out.

Cankle sold State influence.

The Maddest Hatter out....
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Damn, Cankles back she's been seen with a bloody goat's leg in her mouth in the Urals. Let's hope she doesn't hook up with ManBearPig. :shock: :banana: :barebutt: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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It's beginning to look like Freeski has an unhealthy obsession with Hillary.
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Bubba wrote:It's beginning to look like Freeski has an unhealthy obsession with Hillary.
I look forward to meeting you and think that will be coming up soon. There's no such thing as freeski. It's just a cyber figment of your imagination.
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