January 2009...Hillary's first night in the White House
HILLARY'S FIRST NIGHT AS PRESIDENT
in January 2009
Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her
first night in the White House. She has waited so long...
The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says,
"How can I best serve my country?"
Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says,"Listen to the people."
"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."
January 2009...Hillary's first night in the White House
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January 2009...Hillary's first night in the White House
This is funny and terrible at the same time ... sent to me via e-mail
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Slap Shot
The best way to serve the country is to listen to the media.
Try to answer the following question to see if you pay attention to the media:
Question: Which of the following was recently talked about the most in the media?
A) The Department of Defense announced its recruiting and retention statistics for the active and reserve components for the month of January, and all services met or exceeded their recruiting goals.
B) U.S. Marines help secure 'Smugglers Town' in western Iraq.
C) Local Iraqi leaders celebrate the grand opening of a bridge which stretches across the Euphrates River in Ramana, Iraq.
D) On Feb 16, coalition forces cordoned off an area in Salman Pak, Iraq, and conducted a controlled detonation of an improvised-explosive-device bomb-making factory.
E) Britney Spears shaved her head.
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Try to answer the following question to see if you pay attention to the media:
Question: Which of the following was recently talked about the most in the media?
A) The Department of Defense announced its recruiting and retention statistics for the active and reserve components for the month of January, and all services met or exceeded their recruiting goals.
B) U.S. Marines help secure 'Smugglers Town' in western Iraq.
C) Local Iraqi leaders celebrate the grand opening of a bridge which stretches across the Euphrates River in Ramana, Iraq.
D) On Feb 16, coalition forces cordoned off an area in Salman Pak, Iraq, and conducted a controlled detonation of an improvised-explosive-device bomb-making factory.
E) Britney Spears shaved her head.
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