Mrs. Clinton

Bling Skier · Post by **Bling Skier** » Jun 16th, '07, 07:14

Senator Hillary Clinton was invited to address a major gathering of The
American Indian nation two weeks ago in upper New York State. She spoke
for almost an hour on her future plans for increasing every Native
American's
present standard of living, should she one day become the first female
President.

She referred to her career as a New York Senator , how she had signed
YES" for every Indian issue that came to her desk for approval.
Although the
Senator was vague on the details of her plan, she seemed most
enthusiastic about
her future ideas for helping her "red sisters and brothers".

At the conclusion of her speech, the Tribes presented the Senator with a
plaque inscribed with her new Indian name - Walking Eagle.

The proud Senator then departed in her motorcade, waving to the crowds.
A
news reporter later inquired of the group of chiefs of how they had come

to select the new name given to the Senator.

They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a Bird so full of
sh*t it can no longer fly.

RustyK · Post by **RustyK** » Jun 16th, '07, 07:31

And I always thought Illeagal was a sick bird....

Bling Skier · Post by **Bling Skier** » Jun 16th, '07, 07:39

RustyK wrote:And I always thought Illeagal was a sick bird....

Good one rusty!

robrules · Post by **robrules** » Jun 16th, '07, 09:16

I also heard that she claimed to be part Indian as well as a Braves, Indians, Yankees, and Mets fan - oh and she threw in Red Sox fan as well just to sure to cover all the bases.

Dr. NO · Post by **Dr. NO** » Jun 16th, '07, 17:10

robrules wrote:I also heard that she claimed to be part Indian as well as a Braves, Indians, Yankees, and Mets fan - oh and she threw in Red Sox fan as well just to sure to cover all the bases.

You left out Cubs, or was it White Sox? Pretty sure it was Cubbies.

How in the f"k do you New Yorkers elect a witch like that?

Oh, never mind, we have Dodd and Taxatwoshitts has Kennedy.

Bling Skier · Post by **Bling Skier** » Jun 17th, '07, 09:50

Dr. NO wrote:
robrules wrote:I also heard that she claimed to be part Indian as well as a Braves, Indians, Yankees, and Mets fan - oh and she threw in Red Sox fan as well just to sure to cover all the bases.
You left out Cubs, or was it White Sox? Pretty sure it was Cubbies.

How in the f"k do you New Yorkers elect a witch like that?

Oh, never mind, we have Dodd and Taxatwoshitts has Kennedy.

Doc you 4 got the "DO NOTHING" Jr.senator Ass Wipe Kerry

JerseyGuy · Post by **JerseyGuy** » Jun 18th, '07, 13:57

Bling Skier wrote:
Dr. NO wrote:
robrules wrote:I also heard that she claimed to be part Indian as well as a Braves, Indians, Yankees, and Mets fan - oh and she threw in Red Sox fan as well just to sure to cover all the bases.
You left out Cubs, or was it White Sox? Pretty sure it was Cubbies.

How in the f"k do you New Yorkers elect a witch like that?

Oh, never mind, we have Dodd and Taxatwoshitts has Kennedy.
Doc you 4 got the "DO NOTHING" Jr.senator Ass Wipe Kerry

http://www.snopes.com/politics/kerry/eagle.asp

Anything original to share?

Bling Skier · Post by **Bling Skier** » Jun 19th, '07, 19:22

JerseyGuy wrote:
Bling Skier wrote:
Dr. NO wrote:
robrules wrote:I also heard that she claimed to be part Indian as well as a Braves, Indians, Yankees, and Mets fan - oh and she threw in Red Sox fan as well just to sure to cover all the bases.
You left out Cubs, or was it White Sox? Pretty sure it was Cubbies.

How in the f"k do you New Yorkers elect a witch like that?

Oh, never mind, we have Dodd and Taxatwoshitts has Kennedy.
Doc you 4 got the "DO NOTHING" Jr.senator Ass Wipe Kerry
http://www.snopes.com/politics/kerry/eagle.asp

Anything original to share?

I guess that will go 4 both dems and repubs...and you too!
hey-yooooo!