Senator Hillary Clinton was invited to address a major gathering of The
American Indian nation two weeks ago in upper New York State. She spoke
for almost an hour on her future plans for increasing every Native
American's
present standard of living, should she one day become the first female
President.
She referred to her career as a New York Senator , how she had signed
YES" for every Indian issue that came to her desk for approval.
Although the
Senator was vague on the details of her plan, she seemed most
enthusiastic about
her future ideas for helping her "red sisters and brothers".
At the conclusion of her speech, the Tribes presented the Senator with a
plaque inscribed with her new Indian name - Walking Eagle.
The proud Senator then departed in her motorcade, waving to the crowds.
A
news reporter later inquired of the group of chiefs of how they had come
to select the new name given to the Senator.
They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a Bird so full of
sh*t it can no longer fly.
Mrs. Clinton
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You left out Cubs, or was it White Sox? Pretty sure it was Cubbies.robrules wrote:I also heard that she claimed to be part Indian as well as a Braves, Indians, Yankees, and Mets fan - oh and she threw in Red Sox fan as well just to sure to cover all the bases.
How in the f"k do you New Yorkers elect a witch like that?
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Doc you 4 got the "DO NOTHING" Jr.senator Ass Wipe KerryDr. NO wrote:You left out Cubs, or was it White Sox? Pretty sure it was Cubbies.robrules wrote:I also heard that she claimed to be part Indian as well as a Braves, Indians, Yankees, and Mets fan - oh and she threw in Red Sox fan as well just to sure to cover all the bases.
How in the f"k do you New Yorkers elect a witch like that?
Oh, never mind, we have Dodd and Taxatwoshitts has Kennedy.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/kerry/eagle.aspBling Skier wrote:Doc you 4 got the "DO NOTHING" Jr.senator Ass Wipe KerryDr. NO wrote:You left out Cubs, or was it White Sox? Pretty sure it was Cubbies.robrules wrote:I also heard that she claimed to be part Indian as well as a Braves, Indians, Yankees, and Mets fan - oh and she threw in Red Sox fan as well just to sure to cover all the bases.
How in the f"k do you New Yorkers elect a witch like that?
Oh, never mind, we have Dodd and Taxatwoshitts has Kennedy.
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-- Racist Maddie, finally revealing himself as the hateful racist that he really is
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I guess that will go 4 both dems and repubs...and you too!JerseyGuy wrote:http://www.snopes.com/politics/kerry/eagle.aspBling Skier wrote:Doc you 4 got the "DO NOTHING" Jr.senator Ass Wipe KerryDr. NO wrote:You left out Cubs, or was it White Sox? Pretty sure it was Cubbies.robrules wrote:I also heard that she claimed to be part Indian as well as a Braves, Indians, Yankees, and Mets fan - oh and she threw in Red Sox fan as well just to sure to cover all the bases.
How in the f"k do you New Yorkers elect a witch like that?
Oh, never mind, we have Dodd and Taxatwoshitts has Kennedy.
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