I know it's not really cool to publish BMs...

[Humpty Dumpty]

Butt my Kzone stalker buddy cracks me up:

"Humpy. Where are you. I was hoping to see you today. Are you to busy. I need some intelligence Are you to busy. Masturbating"

I will leave it to you, the public, to surmise the author.

[McGillicutty]

Well Humpty, I do not know if you can get in trouble around here for posting private BM's, but I do know that you once caught some heat for posting a private PM. Guess who was the only Admin to step up in your defense?
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[Humpty Dumpty]

Well Humpty, I do not know if you can get in trouble around here for posting private BM's, but I do know that you once caught some heat for posting a private PM. Guess who was the only Admin to step up in your defense?
viewtopic.php?p=408000#p408000

I'm sorry. About your location? Do you wear some sort of cape or super hero tights?

McGuillicutty to the rescue, out.

[McGillicutty]

Well Humpty, I do not know if you can get in trouble around here for posting private BM's, but I do know that you once caught some heat for posting a private PM. Guess who was the only Admin to step up in your defense?
viewtopic.php?p=408000#p408000

I'm sorry. About your location? Do you wear some sort of cape or super hero tights?

McGuillicutty to the rescue, out.

In your mind, I am sure I am wearing both. How do I look?

Oh and watch out for those phat fingers - you spelled my name wrong!

[Humpty Dumpty]

Well Humpty, I do not know if you can get in trouble around here for posting private BM's, but I do know that you once caught some heat for posting a private PM. Guess who was the only Admin to step up in your defense?
viewtopic.php?p=408000#p408000

I'm sorry. About your location? Do you wear some sort of cape or super hero tights?

McGuillicutty to the rescue, out.

In your mind, I am sure I am wearing both. How do I look?

Oh and watch out for those phat fingers - you spelled my name wrong!

Uhmm, whatever. Shall I now consider you a foe, tight underwear wearer? I'm always up for a battle.

Can you post a picture of your super hero outfit?

[McGillicutty]

Well Humpty, I do not know if you can get in trouble around here for posting private BM's, but I do know that you once caught some heat for posting a private PM. Guess who was the only Admin to step up in your defense?
viewtopic.php?p=408000#p408000

I'm sorry. About your location? Do you wear some sort of cape or super hero tights?

McGuillicutty to the rescue, out.

In your mind, I am sure I am wearing both. How do I look?

Oh and watch out for those phat fingers - you spelled my name wrong!

Uhmm, whatever. Shall I now consider you a foe, tight underwear wearer? I'm always up for a battle.

Can you post a picture of your super hero outfit?

Foe? More like a faux, I'd say. All I did was post a link to an old thread. Why would that make me a foe? Unless you have something to hide.

[skiersleft]

Well Humpty, I do not know if you can get in trouble around here for posting private BM's, but I do know that you once caught some heat for posting a private PM. Guess who was the only Admin to step up in your defense?
viewtopic.php?p=408000#p408000

I'm sorry. About your location? Do you wear some sort of cape or super hero tights?

McGuillicutty to the rescue, out.

In your mind, I am sure I am wearing both. How do I look?

Oh and watch out for those phat fingers - you spelled my name wrong!

Uhmm, whatever. Shall I now consider you a foe, tight underwear wearer? I'm always up for a battle.

Can you post a picture of your super hero outfit?

Foe? More like a faux, I'd say. All I did was post a link to an old thread. Why would that make me a foe? Unless you have something to hide.

Humpty is Shortski? Shortski is Humpty?

[tyrolean_skier]

Humpty is Shortski? Shortski is Humpty?

I disagree with your guess.

[skiersleft]

Humpty is Shortski? Shortski is Humpty?

I disagree with your guess.

It's not a guess.

[Dr. NO]

Humpty is Shortski? Shortski is Humpty?

I disagree with your guess.

It's not a guess.

Only the admins know for sure, and they all say you are wrong.

HD is the DIS incognito.

[McGillicutty]

Only the admins know for sure, and they all say you are wrong.

HD is the DIS incognito.

If only we had a past post that explained why Humpty cannot be Dis. Oh wait, we do! Or are you saying that the Dis is "High on the party invite lists" ? And once again, look who comes along to try and dismiss your big clue as unimportant.
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Humpty thanked me for the PM information, so SOMEONE on the PM list is HUMPTY. He is also HIGH on the party invite lists. Hmm, so who is Humpty?

Ah Doc, when you direct a invite or a PM to a person don't be surprised that they respond. Not real up on the new fangled computer and such are we.

Right now on the radio is Nothing - nothing wow must be an omen

Billy Preston 1970 a classic.

TMB
Dude out

[skisteak1]

I know who humpty is!!!!!

[Humpty Dumpty]

"HELLO HUMPTY WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHEN ARE WE GOING TO MEET FOR COFFEE ARE YOU HUNG OVER TODAY DID YOU FORGET ABOUT MEETING ME FOR SOME INTELLIGENCE TRAINING CANT WAIT TO SEE YOU"

[Humpty Dumpty]

"HUMPTY YOU ARE POSTING ARE PRIVATE MESSAGES I AM HURT I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO TEAC H ME SOME ITELLIGENCE OH I HONKED AT YOU TODAY MUST HAVE BEEN SLEEPING THOUGH MAYBE YOU WERE A LITTLE HUNGOVER OH WELL GET SOME COFFEE AND RELAX"

Listen. Finger Snap! Finger Snap! I'm over here. Look at me you idiot. Here is some some Deep Woods Off sprayed in you face.

BTW, did you graduate high school? You fvcking moron.

[skisteak1]

HumPEE You should not curse like that it is not nice.