Hillary Clinton died early this morning from an infected cankle. She was on a fishing vacation in the Carpathian Mountains when she jumped from the back of a pickup truck to chase a deer. Secret Service Agents did not try and stop her. While laying on the ground she was reportedly heard saying "this is why I lost the election".
Cankle leaves behind President Rapey, Moon Faced daughter and 20 very confused and Disturbed gerbils. A member of the SS said she was a total complete b##ch
RIP Hillary Clinton
RIP Hillary Clinton
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Re: RIP Hillary Clinton
freeski wrote:Hillary Clinton died early this morning from an infected cankle. She was on a fishing vacation in the Carpathian Mountains when she jumped from the back of a pickup truck to chase a deer. Secret Service Agents did not try and stop her. While laying on the ground she was reportedly heard saying "this is why I lost the election".
Cankle leaves behind President Rapey, Moon Faced daughter and 20 very confused and Disturbed gerbils. A member of the SS said she was a total complete b##ch
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Re: RIP Hillary Clinton
Hookus Pookus to and from something CANKLE this way comes....
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Re: RIP Hillary Clinton
Bad news, it's reported Cankle has been sighted outside a castle in Bulgaria. The good news is there are many villagers able to put a stop to this.
Message to US Secret Service: What the f*** is wrong with you You really need a court order to stop using Hitler's SS symbol (17 years ago butt still ). Glad you were brought into Home land Security. So they can straighten you out.
Cankle sold State influence.
The Maddest Hatter out....
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Message to US Secret Service: What the f*** is wrong with you You really need a court order to stop using Hitler's SS symbol (17 years ago butt still ). Glad you were brought into Home land Security. So they can straighten you out.
Cankle sold State influence.
The Maddest Hatter out....
FESTIVUS
"When the world gets weird the weird go pro."
If anyone disagrees with me I challenge you to a ski off.... A highway Star sanctioned event
I Belong A Long Way From Here.
Re: RIP Hillary Clinton
Damn, Cankles back she's been seen with a bloody goat's leg in her mouth in the Urals. Let's hope she doesn't hook up with ManBearPig.
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Re: RIP Hillary Clinton
It's beginning to look like Freeski has an unhealthy obsession with Hillary.
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You can checkout any time you like,
but you can never leave
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Re: RIP Hillary Clinton
I look forward to meeting you and think that will be coming up soon. There's no such thing as freeski. It's just a cyber figment of your imagination.Bubba wrote:It's beginning to look like Freeski has an unhealthy obsession with Hillary.
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