5/1 laugh

pcgrantham · Post by **pcgrantham** » May 1st, '05, 07:40

1. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

2. Aren't you that guy from the Village People?

3. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on COPS?

4. Hey, you must have been doin' at least 120 mph to keep up with me...Good job!

5. Bad cop! No donut!

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a cop.

7. Gee, Officer...that's terrific...the last officer only gave me a warning too!

8. I almost decided to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

9. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

10. I pay your salary!

11. Excuse me...is stick up hyphenated?

12. Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's nightstand.

13. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.

14. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

15. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around-that's how far ahead of me they are.

tyrolean_skier · Post by **tyrolean_skier** » May 1st, '05, 23:53

Should all those be preceded by

Things you don't say to a police officer

Bling Skier · Post by **Bling Skier** » May 2nd, '05, 06:03

tyrolean_skier wrote:Should all those be preceded by

Things you don't say to an police officer

Nope!
U gotta let them know Who is in control when U r pulled over.
I give all cops S#!t all the time when I get pulled over and I have NOT gotten a ticket in over 17 years.

andyzee · Post by **andyzee** » May 2nd, '05, 06:15

Bling Skier wrote:
tyrolean_skier wrote:Should all those be preceded by

Things you don't say to an police officer
Nope!
U gotta let them know Who is in control when U r pulled over.
I give all cops S#!t all the time when I get pulled over and I have NOT gotten a ticket in over 17 years.

Any jail time ?

Bling Skier · Post by **Bling Skier** » May 2nd, '05, 06:34

andyzee wrote:
Bling Skier wrote:
tyrolean_skier wrote:Should all those be preceded by

Things you don't say to an police officer
Nope!
U gotta let them know Who is in control when U r pulled over.
I give all cops S#!t all the time when I get pulled over and I have NOT gotten a ticket in over 17 years.
Any jail time ?

Nope!
it's all an inner person game that I like play. and some how it works!

Stormchaser · Post by **Stormchaser** » May 2nd, '05, 13:23

#27) He's the designated driver (while pointing to the guy in the passenger seat).