Just for a laugh (Apologies to PC)
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Just for a laugh (Apologies to PC)
This is kind of a corollary to "Happy to be a Man"
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday. "I'd like to be six again," she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park.What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being six again?"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed."I meant my dress size, you dumb Ass!"
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong!
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday. "I'd like to be six again," she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park.What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being six again?"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed."I meant my dress size, you dumb Ass!"
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong!
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Re: Just for a laugh (Apologies to PC)
Well I guess I'm still a little kid at heart 'cause going to Great Adventure, etc. would be a great B'day for me (aside from skiing). I LOVE, LOVE rollarcoasters!!!!!MarieM wrote:This is kind of a corollary to "Happy to be a Man"
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday. "I'd like to be six again," she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park.What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being six again?"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed."I meant my dress size, you dumb Ass!"
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong!
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Re: Just for a laugh (Apologies to PC)
Skibumptress I think you should get together with Slapshot for a few rides on the rollercoasters. He buys a season pass to Great Adventure I think. Also the Snowsprite family is into going there for some fun rollercoaster rides. Organize something to get your thrills.Skibumtress wrote:Well I guess I'm still a little kid at heart 'cause going to Great Adventure, etc. would be a great B'day for me (aside from skiing). I LOVE, LOVE rollarcoasters!!!!!MarieM wrote:This is kind of a corollary to "Happy to be a Man"
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday. "I'd like to be six again," she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park.What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being six again?"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed."I meant my dress size, you dumb Ass!"
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong!
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Re: Just for a laugh (Apologies to PC)
I had a pass to Six Flags New England last year. Went half a dozen times. I could ride roller coasters all day long. I only wish the ride was a half hour long instead of half a minute.tyrolean_skier wrote:Skibumptress I think you should get together with Slapshot for a few rides on the rollercoasters. He buys a season pass to Great Adventure I think. Also the Snowsprite family is into going there for some fun rollercoaster rides. Organize something to get your thrills.Skibumtress wrote:Well I guess I'm still a little kid at heart 'cause going to Great Adventure, etc. would be a great B'day for me (aside from skiing). I LOVE, LOVE rollarcoasters!!!!!MarieM wrote:This is kind of a corollary to "Happy to be a Man"
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday. "I'd like to be six again," she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park.What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being six again?"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed."I meant my dress size, you dumb Ass!"
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong!
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Re: Just for a laugh (Apologies to PC)
Actually I think Slapshot's pass is for Six Flags as well. Funny picture in your avatar. Got any more where that came from?Stormchaser wrote:I had a pass to Six Flags New England last year. Went half a dozen times. I could ride roller coasters all day long. I only wish the ride was a half hour long instead of half a minute.tyrolean_skier wrote:Skibumptress I think you should get together with Slapshot for a few rides on the rollercoasters. He buys a season pass to Great Adventure I think. Also the Snowsprite family is into going there for some fun rollercoaster rides. Organize something to get your thrills.Skibumtress wrote:Well I guess I'm still a little kid at heart 'cause going to Great Adventure, etc. would be a great B'day for me (aside from skiing). I LOVE, LOVE rollarcoasters!!!!!MarieM wrote:This is kind of a corollary to "Happy to be a Man"
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday. "I'd like to be six again," she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park.What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being six again?"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed."I meant my dress size, you dumb Ass!"
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong!