I believe a new record was set today.
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Re: I believe a new record was set today.
No he needs a job. Perhaps all this self-promotion is compensation neurosis due to not having any employable skills or career accomplishments. Trust fund's gonna run dry some day.Humpty Dumpty wrote: The lad needs a hug.
Then it's. . . . WELCOME TO WALMART!
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Re: I believe a new record was set today.
I'm not sure he has the skill set/social skills to be employable at Walmart. Can you imagine him calling out all of his senior citizen co-workers?Vinny Vincenzo wrote:No he needs a job. Perhaps all this self-promotion is compensation neurosis due to not having any employable skills or career accomplishments. Trust fund's gonna run dry some day.Humpty Dumpty wrote: The lad needs a hug.
Then it's. . . . WELCOME TO WALMART!
I"M CALLING YOU OUT GRANNY!!!!!! SHELF STOCKING OFF!!!!
The rules are simple. You stock an item on the shelf and I try to replicate your move. Then I stock an item and you try to replicate my move. First one to mis-stock an item loses. If you get tired, you lose. If you have to clean your dentures you lose. If you have to go to the bathroom, you lose.
My name is Highway Star and I can stock Walmart shelves at 70 miles per hour. I am easily one of top 50 stock boys in the east. You may not like my shelf stocking style, but it doesn't matter, because you all suck.
I"M CALLING YOU OUT!!!!!

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Re: I believe a new record was set today.
Please ship me a new keyboard immediately. Thanks.Humpty Dumpty wrote:I'm not sure he has the skill set/social skills to be employable at Walmart. Can you imagine him calling out all of his senior citizen co-workers?Vinny Vincenzo wrote:No he needs a job. Perhaps all this self-promotion is compensation neurosis due to not having any employable skills or career accomplishments. Trust fund's gonna run dry some day.Humpty Dumpty wrote: The lad needs a hug.
Then it's. . . . WELCOME TO WALMART!
I"M CALLING YOU OUT GRANNY!!!!!! SHELF STOCKING OFF!!!!
The rules are simple. You stock an item on the shelf and I try to replicate your move. Then I stock an item and you try to replicate my move. First one to mis-stock an item loses. If you get tired, you lose. If you have to clean your dentures you lose. If you have to go to the bathroom, you lose.
My name is Highway Star and I can stock Walmart shelves at 70 miles per hour. I am easily one of top 50 stock boys in the east. You may not like my shelf stocking style, but it doesn't matter, because you all suck.
I"M CALLING YOU OUT!!!!!

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Re: I believe a new record was set today.
Oh, man, that was brilliant. I needed that...Humpty Dumpty wrote:I'm not sure he has the skill set/social skills to be employable at Walmart. Can you imagine him calling out all of his senior citizen co-workers?Vinny Vincenzo wrote:No he needs a job. Perhaps all this self-promotion is compensation neurosis due to not having any employable skills or career accomplishments. Trust fund's gonna run dry some day.Humpty Dumpty wrote: The lad needs a hug.
Then it's. . . . WELCOME TO WALMART!
I"M CALLING YOU OUT GRANNY!!!!!! SHELF STOCKING OFF!!!!
The rules are simple. You stock an item on the shelf and I try to replicate your move. Then I stock an item and you try to replicate my move. First one to mis-stock an item loses. If you get tired, you lose. If you have to clean your dentures you lose. If you have to go to the bathroom, you lose.
My name is Highway Star and I can stock Walmart shelves at 70 miles per hour. I am easily one of top 50 stock boys in the east. You may not like my shelf stocking style, but it doesn't matter, because you all suck.
I"M CALLING YOU OUT!!!!!
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Re: I believe a new record was set today.
I know you don't like emoticons but this one needs some of theseHumpty Dumpty wrote:I'm not sure he has the skill set/social skills to be employable at Walmart. Can you imagine him calling out all of his senior citizen co-workers?Vinny Vincenzo wrote:No he needs a job. Perhaps all this self-promotion is compensation neurosis due to not having any employable skills or career accomplishments. Trust fund's gonna run dry some day.Humpty Dumpty wrote: The lad needs a hug.
Then it's. . . . WELCOME TO WALMART!
I"M CALLING YOU OUT GRANNY!!!!!! SHELF STOCKING OFF!!!!
The rules are simple. You stock an item on the shelf and I try to replicate your move. Then I stock an item and you try to replicate my move. First one to mis-stock an item loses. If you get tired, you lose. If you have to clean your dentures you lose. If you have to go to the bathroom, you lose.
My name is Highway Star and I can stock Walmart shelves at 70 miles per hour. I am easily one of top 50 stock boys in the east. You may not like my shelf stocking style, but it doesn't matter, because you all suck.
I"M CALLING YOU OUT!!!!!





Re: I believe a new record was set today.
Good one ty!tyrolean_skier wrote:I know you don't like emoticons but this one needs some of theseHumpty Dumpty wrote:I'm not sure he has the skill set/social skills to be employable at Walmart. Can you imagine him calling out all of his senior citizen co-workers?Vinny Vincenzo wrote:No he needs a job. Perhaps all this self-promotion is compensation neurosis due to not having any employable skills or career accomplishments. Trust fund's gonna run dry some day.Humpty Dumpty wrote: The lad needs a hug.
Then it's. . . . WELCOME TO WALMART!
I"M CALLING YOU OUT GRANNY!!!!!! SHELF STOCKING OFF!!!!
The rules are simple. You stock an item on the shelf and I try to replicate your move. Then I stock an item and you try to replicate my move. First one to mis-stock an item loses. If you get tired, you lose. If you have to clean your dentures you lose. If you have to go to the bathroom, you lose.
My name is Highway Star and I can stock Walmart shelves at 70 miles per hour. I am easily one of top 50 stock boys in the east. You may not like my shelf stocking style, but it doesn't matter, because you all suck.
I"M CALLING YOU OUT!!!!!![]()
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