OH 2 B a DEMOCRAT This is how I would think
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OH 2 B a DEMOCRAT This is how I would think
Then I realized the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end!
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin ,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid
Put these words
upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me
to my doom..."
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax,
Fuel permit tax
Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest expense
Inventory tax
IRS Inter est Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of t ax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax
Road usage taxes
Sales Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
Unemployment Tax (SUT A)
Telephone federal excise tax
Telephone federal universal service f ee tax
Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes
Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax
Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax
Telephone state and local tax
Telephone usage charge tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
What happened?
And I have to "press 1" for English!
I hope this goes around the world 100,000,000 times... SHOULD'T TAKE MORE THAN A DAY OR SO, IF EVERY ONE COOPERATES AND SENDS IT TO ABOUT 10 CONTACTS.
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin ,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid
Put these words
upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me
to my doom..."
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax,
Fuel permit tax
Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest expense
Inventory tax
IRS Inter est Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of t ax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax
Road usage taxes
Sales Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
Unemployment Tax (SUT A)
Telephone federal excise tax
Telephone federal universal service f ee tax
Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes
Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax
Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax
Telephone state and local tax
Telephone usage charge tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
What happened?
And I have to "press 1" for English!
I hope this goes around the world 100,000,000 times... SHOULD'T TAKE MORE THAN A DAY OR SO, IF EVERY ONE COOPERATES AND SENDS IT TO ABOUT 10 CONTACTS.
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Re: OH 2 B a DEMOCRAT This is how I would think
100 years ago? Life was a little bit different. I wouldn't trade.Bling Skier wrote:Then I realized the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end!
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin ,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid
Put these words
upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me
to my doom..."
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax,
Fuel permit tax
Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest expense
Inventory tax
IRS Inter est Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of t ax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax
Road usage taxes
Sales Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
Unemployment Tax (SUT A)
Telephone federal excise tax
Telephone federal universal service f ee tax
Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes
Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax
Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax
Telephone state and local tax
Telephone usage charge tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
What happened?
And I have to "press 1" for English!
I hope this goes around the world 100,000,000 times... SHOULD'T TAKE MORE THAN A DAY OR SO, IF EVERY ONE COOPERATES AND SENDS IT TO ABOUT 10 CONTACTS.
(I don't wanna stay home...doing laundry in a wringer washer...)
Re: OH 2 B a DEMOCRAT This is how I would think
Why don't you send it to Highway sh*t in a PM? That way it'll be repeated every day for the next 100 years.Bling Skier wrote: Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
What happened?
And I have to "press 1" for English!
I hope this goes around the world 100,000,000 times... SHOULD'T TAKE MORE THAN A DAY OR SO, IF EVERY ONE COOPERATES AND SENDS IT TO ABOUT 10 CONTACTS.
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Re: OH 2 B a DEMOCRAT This is how I would think
And let's not forget that the average American was illiterate and lived only to about 50.MarieM wrote:100 years ago? Life was a little bit different. I wouldn't trade.Bling Skier wrote:Then I realized the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end!
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin ,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid
Put these words
upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me
to my doom..."
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax,
Fuel permit tax
Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest expense
Inventory tax
IRS Inter est Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of t ax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax
Road usage taxes
Sales Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
Unemployment Tax (SUT A)
Telephone federal excise tax
Telephone federal universal service f ee tax
Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes
Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax
Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax
Telephone state and local tax
Telephone usage charge tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
What happened?
And I have to "press 1" for English!
I hope this goes around the world 100,000,000 times... SHOULD'T TAKE MORE THAN A DAY OR SO, IF EVERY ONE COOPERATES AND SENDS IT TO ABOUT 10 CONTACTS.
(I don't wanna stay home...doing laundry in a wringer washer...)
What is not possible is not to choose. ~Jean-Paul Sartre
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Re: OH 2 B a DEMOCRAT This is how I would think
The American Dream happened, and our population went out'a control... ya, blame it on taxes.... that's the issue here...Bling Skier wrote:
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
What happened?
God damn this racist chain mail sh*t.... My aunt sent one around the other day... it's a shame shes' raising my cousins to be bigots. Start'em young.
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Great point all(both sides) are spending like a drunken sailor the only thing is a drunken sailor spends his OWN money then in a drunken rage kills all the libs and saves the world....your in the cross hairs!BigKahuna13 wrote:And our big government Republican administration is different how??
Ckick...fade to black.....
What the hell are you talking about?Bling Skier wrote:Great point all(both sides) are spending like a drunken sailor the only thing is a drunken sailor spends his OWN money then in a drunken rage kills all the libs and saves the world....your in the cross hairs!BigKahuna13 wrote:And our big government Republican administration is different how??
Ckick...fade to black.....
"Default on aug 3rd just like clown lips said."
-- Racist Maddie, finally revealing himself as the hateful racist that he really is
"The rest of your post is something my pathetic little mind can't even remotely fathom."
-- Racist Maddie: uncut, uncensored, unedited and unhinged
"when is JG gonna figure out that since i OWN HIM, there is no need to respond to him"
-- tellitlikeheiwishesitwas, stumbling into a new way to handle being publicly called out for lying: a clumsy duck and weave with a dollop of self-delusion
"blah blah Okemo is awesome blah"
-- SkippyShill, in an accidental moment of misplaced clarity
"Go f*** yourself."
-- StreetSkippy, who be hatin' on tha haters
-- Racist Maddie, finally revealing himself as the hateful racist that he really is
"The rest of your post is something my pathetic little mind can't even remotely fathom."
-- Racist Maddie: uncut, uncensored, unedited and unhinged
"when is JG gonna figure out that since i OWN HIM, there is no need to respond to him"
-- tellitlikeheiwishesitwas, stumbling into a new way to handle being publicly called out for lying: a clumsy duck and weave with a dollop of self-delusion
"blah blah Okemo is awesome blah"
-- SkippyShill, in an accidental moment of misplaced clarity
"Go f*** yourself."
-- StreetSkippy, who be hatin' on tha haters
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Hers the pitch...Ouuuu swing and a miss strikeeee three...next batter.JerseyGuy wrote:What the hell are you talking about?Bling Skier wrote:Great point all(both sides) are spending like a drunken sailor the only thing is a drunken sailor spends his OWN money then in a drunken rage kills all the libs and saves the world....your in the cross hairs!BigKahuna13 wrote:And our big government Republican administration is different how??
Ckick...fade to black.....
Geoff the sound a cat make as it coughs up a hairball.
Are you really this dumb, or is it just your screen persona?Bling Skier wrote:Hers the pitch...Ouuuu swing and a miss strikeeee three...next batter.JerseyGuy wrote:What the hell are you talking about?Bling Skier wrote:Great point all(both sides) are spending like a drunken sailor the only thing is a drunken sailor spends his OWN money then in a drunken rage kills all the libs and saves the world....your in the cross hairs!BigKahuna13 wrote:And our big government Republican administration is different how??
Ckick...fade to black.....
"Default on aug 3rd just like clown lips said."
-- Racist Maddie, finally revealing himself as the hateful racist that he really is
"The rest of your post is something my pathetic little mind can't even remotely fathom."
-- Racist Maddie: uncut, uncensored, unedited and unhinged
"when is JG gonna figure out that since i OWN HIM, there is no need to respond to him"
-- tellitlikeheiwishesitwas, stumbling into a new way to handle being publicly called out for lying: a clumsy duck and weave with a dollop of self-delusion
"blah blah Okemo is awesome blah"
-- SkippyShill, in an accidental moment of misplaced clarity
"Go f*** yourself."
-- StreetSkippy, who be hatin' on tha haters
-- Racist Maddie, finally revealing himself as the hateful racist that he really is
"The rest of your post is something my pathetic little mind can't even remotely fathom."
-- Racist Maddie: uncut, uncensored, unedited and unhinged
"when is JG gonna figure out that since i OWN HIM, there is no need to respond to him"
-- tellitlikeheiwishesitwas, stumbling into a new way to handle being publicly called out for lying: a clumsy duck and weave with a dollop of self-delusion
"blah blah Okemo is awesome blah"
-- SkippyShill, in an accidental moment of misplaced clarity
"Go f*** yourself."
-- StreetSkippy, who be hatin' on tha haters
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Oh joy you have resorted to name calling...ok i'll play along with you...Jerseyguy...I guess it beats going through life being a Jerkoff..JerseyGuy wrote:Are you really this dumb, or is it just your screen persona?Bling Skier wrote:Hers the pitch...Ouuuu swing and a miss strikeeee three...next batter.JerseyGuy wrote:What the hell are you talking about?Bling Skier wrote:Great point all(both sides) are spending like a drunken sailor the only thing is a drunken sailor spends his OWN money then in a drunken rage kills all the libs and saves the world....your in the cross hairs!BigKahuna13 wrote:And our big government Republican administration is different how??
Ckick...fade to black.....
Geoff the sound a cat make as it coughs up a hairball.
Seriously... are you mentally defective? Prone to seizures while typing? Just really, really lonely? Good God, maybe your posts make sense to you when you're writing them, but most of them come out as pseudo b-boy pop culture high-school drop-out gibberish...Bling Skier wrote:Oh joy you have resorted to name calling...ok i'll play along with you...Jerseyguy...I guess it beats going through life being a Jerkoff..JerseyGuy wrote:Are you really this dumb, or is it just your screen persona?Bling Skier wrote:Hers the pitch...Ouuuu swing and a miss strikeeee three...next batter.JerseyGuy wrote:What the hell are you talking about?Bling Skier wrote: Great point all(both sides) are spending like a drunken sailor the only thing is a drunken sailor spends his OWN money then in a drunken rage kills all the libs and saves the world....your in the cross hairs!
Ckick...fade to black.....
"Default on aug 3rd just like clown lips said."
-- Racist Maddie, finally revealing himself as the hateful racist that he really is
"The rest of your post is something my pathetic little mind can't even remotely fathom."
-- Racist Maddie: uncut, uncensored, unedited and unhinged
"when is JG gonna figure out that since i OWN HIM, there is no need to respond to him"
-- tellitlikeheiwishesitwas, stumbling into a new way to handle being publicly called out for lying: a clumsy duck and weave with a dollop of self-delusion
"blah blah Okemo is awesome blah"
-- SkippyShill, in an accidental moment of misplaced clarity
"Go f*** yourself."
-- StreetSkippy, who be hatin' on tha haters
-- Racist Maddie, finally revealing himself as the hateful racist that he really is
"The rest of your post is something my pathetic little mind can't even remotely fathom."
-- Racist Maddie: uncut, uncensored, unedited and unhinged
"when is JG gonna figure out that since i OWN HIM, there is no need to respond to him"
-- tellitlikeheiwishesitwas, stumbling into a new way to handle being publicly called out for lying: a clumsy duck and weave with a dollop of self-delusion
"blah blah Okemo is awesome blah"
-- SkippyShill, in an accidental moment of misplaced clarity
"Go f*** yourself."
-- StreetSkippy, who be hatin' on tha haters