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[pcgrantham]

Irish gas station...
>
>Taking a wee break from the golf course, Tiger Woods drives his new Mercedes
>into an Irish gas station.
>
>An attendant greets him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro is ..
>
>"Top o' the mornin to ya".
>As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees fall out of his pocket.
>"So what are those things, laddie?" asks the attendant
>"They're called tees," replies Tiger.
>"And what would ya be usin 'em for, now?" inquires the Irishman.
>"Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive," replies Tiger.
>"Aw, Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!" exclaimes the Irish attendant.
>"Those fellas at Mercedes think of everything!!