It was a poll about having sex with fat chicks. Apparently a sore subject with Spanky.
I was very drunk last night when I wrote it, but it was terribly offensive from what I remember.
Humpty I think you should start a poll to see how many guys would be interested in having sex with your rear entry. Your signature picture is an open invitation. I am surprised that Richard Simmons has not referred to it before.
One of Bruce's favorite jokes:
Q: How do you do a really fat girl?
A: Roll her in flour and aim for the wet spot!!
Abraham and Isaac
sitting on a fence
You'd get right to work
if you had any sense
Y'know the one thing we need
is a left-hand monkey wrench
It was a poll about having sex with fat chicks. Apparently a sore subject with Spanky.
I was very drunk last night when I wrote it, but it was terribly offensive from what I remember.
Humpty I think you should start a poll to see how many guys would be interested in having sex with your rear entry. Your signature picture is an open invitation. I am surprised that Richard Simmons has not referred to it before.
Damn, i misssed that Poll, I always say "Go Fat Early"
I got bitches in the living room gettin it on
And, they ain’t leavin til six in the mornin
So what you wanna do, sheeeit
I got a pocket full of rubbers and my homeboys do too
Bill Clinton wrote:Damn, i misssed that Poll, I always say "Go Fat Early"
I wonder if fat chicks give really good head cuz they're hungry or it's just some genetic thing passed on over the years...or maybe it's that they think you'll marry them...humpty, we need a poll...
Humpty I think you should start a poll to see how many guys would be interested in having sex with your rear entry. Your signature picture is an open invitation. I am surprised that Richard Simmons has not referred to it before.
Ummmm, no. Why don't you post that same poll regarding your rear entry? I don't think Dork would like that. See my point? It's not funny when it's about your own chocolate spider. My sig pic is a social statement, not an invitation for butt sex.
I'm thinking about a posting a poll regarding Cleveland Steamers.
Spanky, do I need to get approval first??? Or should I just assume it's going to get nuked and not both putting in the effort?
Humpty I think you should start a poll to see how many guys would be interested in having sex with your rear entry. Your signature picture is an open invitation. I am surprised that Richard Simmons has not referred to it before.
Ummmm, no. Why don't you post that same poll regarding your rear entry? I don't think Dork would like that. See my point? It's not funny when it's about your own chocolate spider. My sig pic is a social statement, not an invitation for butt sex.
I'm thinking about a posting a poll regarding Cleveland Steamers.
Spanky, do I need to get approval first??? Or should I just assume it's going to get nuked and not both putting in the effort?
Balloon knot??
Abraham and Isaac
sitting on a fence
You'd get right to work
if you had any sense
Y'know the one thing we need
is a left-hand monkey wrench
Humpty I think you should start a poll to see how many guys would be interested in having sex with your rear entry. Your signature picture is an open invitation. I am surprised that Richard Simmons has not referred to it before.
Ummmm, no. Why don't you post that same poll regarding your rear entry? I don't think Dork would like that. See my point? It's not funny when it's about your own chocolate spider. My sig pic is a social statement, not an invitation for butt sex.
I'm thinking about a posting a poll regarding Cleveland Steamers.
Spanky, do I need to get approval first??? Or should I just assume it's going to get nuked and not both putting in the effort?
I don't think a fat girl would think your original poll would have been funny either. I suggest you don't start any of these types of polls and then the admins will not have to nuke them. Was your wife fat when you married her or did she become so afterwards?
Humpty I think you should start a poll to see how many guys would be interested in having sex with your rear entry. Your signature picture is an open invitation. I am surprised that Richard Simmons has not referred to it before.
Ummmm, no. Why don't you post that same poll regarding your rear entry? I don't think Dork would like that. See my point? It's not funny when it's about your own chocolate spider. My sig pic is a social statement, not an invitation for butt sex.
I'm thinking about a posting a poll regarding Cleveland Steamers.
Spanky, do I need to get approval first??? Or should I just assume it's going to get nuked and not both putting in the effort?
I don't think a fat girl would think your original poll would have been funny either. I suggest you don't start any of these types of polls and then the admins will not have to nuke them. Was your wife fat when you married her or did she become so afterwards?
Ty, are you trolling? Cool!!
Abraham and Isaac
sitting on a fence
You'd get right to work
if you had any sense
Y'know the one thing we need
is a left-hand monkey wrench
Humpty I think you should start a poll to see how many guys would be interested in having sex with your rear entry. Your signature picture is an open invitation. I am surprised that Richard Simmons has not referred to it before.
Ummmm, no. Why don't you post that same poll regarding your rear entry? I don't think Dork would like that. See my point? It's not funny when it's about your own chocolate spider. My sig pic is a social statement, not an invitation for butt sex.
I'm thinking about a posting a poll regarding Cleveland Steamers.
Spanky, do I need to get approval first??? Or should I just assume it's going to get nuked and not both putting in the effort?
I'm guessing there are only a small handful of zoners who would even know what an infamous cleveland steamer is. That poll would make everything else in here look like sunday school.
I'm guessing there are only a small handful of zoners who would even know what an infamous cleveland steamer is. That poll would make everything else in here look like sunday school.