Because it's true!

[Bling Skier]

Men Are Just Happier People


Your last name stays put.
Your garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental: $100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier!!!

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[Bling Skier]

But they have to marry a woman.

Sprite

(well, except in Connecticut)

and then what?

[BigKahuna13]

But they have to marry a woman.

Sprite

(well, except in Connecticut)

and then what?

misery.......

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[ozzy]

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.



my favorite. why do women need to talk on the phone for so long about virtually nothing. i certainly dont get it.

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[Stormchaser]

Not me dood. I totally cringe when the phone rings. Hate it--usually at least 10 min of my life I'll never get back. And half the time the babbler on the other side is a guy flapping his jaw about some garbage I don't care about! But I have to pretend to because ladies should be nice.


Sprite

I never answer the phone as it is usually for me. If its important they will leave a message.

[Dr. NO]

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.



my favorite. why do women need to talk on the phone for so long about virtually nothing. i certainly dont get it.

Yeah, the conversation is over in 30 seconds, but then they don't want you to hang up. They have nothing to say and still sit on the freakin phone. ARGH !

[robrules]

You don't bleed once a month
You don't have to try on 6 different outfits every morning
You can tell your friends how you really feel
You can make fun of your friends to their face
You don't have to take an extra suitcase for your "products" when travelling
You can take a shower in under 2 minutes
You can get ready to go out in under 10 minutes
You don't have to paint your nails (or get them done for you Jersey girls)
You can sit at a bar by yourself
You can go to the bathroom by yourself
You never run out of oil and seize an engine
You can change your own tires
You don't need a blanket or a jacket when its 60 degrees