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RIP Hillary Clinton

Posted: Oct 17th, '17, 01:21
by freeski
Hillary Clinton died early this morning from an infected cankle. She was on a fishing vacation in the Carpathian Mountains when she jumped from the back of a pickup truck to chase a deer. Secret Service Agents did not try and stop her. While laying on the ground she was reportedly heard saying "this is why I lost the election". :shock:

Cankle leaves behind President Rapey, Moon Faced daughter and 20 very confused and Disturbed gerbils. A member of the SS said she was a total complete b##ch

Re: RIP Hillary Clinton

Posted: Oct 17th, '17, 07:14
by throbster
freeski wrote:Hillary Clinton died early this morning from an infected cankle. She was on a fishing vacation in the Carpathian Mountains when she jumped from the back of a pickup truck to chase a deer. Secret Service Agents did not try and stop her. While laying on the ground she was reportedly heard saying "this is why I lost the election". :shock:

Cankle leaves behind President Rapey, Moon Faced daughter and 20 very confused and Disturbed gerbils. A member of the SS said she was a total complete b##ch
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Re: RIP Hillary Clinton

Posted: Oct 17th, '17, 10:28
by freeski
Hookus Pookus to and from something CANKLE this way comes....
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Re: RIP Hillary Clinton

Posted: Oct 17th, '17, 16:10
by freeski
Bad news, it's reported Cankle has been sighted outside a castle in Bulgaria. The good news is there are many villagers able to put a stop to this.

Message to US Secret Service: What the f*** is wrong with you :?: You really need a court order to stop using Hitler's SS symbol (17 years ago butt still :?: :?: :?: ). Glad you were brought into Home land Security. So they can straighten you out.

Cankle sold State influence.

The Maddest Hatter out....
:banana: :roll: :Toast FESTIVUS :rant

"When the world gets weird the weird go pro."

If anyone disagrees with me I challenge you to a ski off.... A highway Star sanctioned event :!:

Re: RIP Hillary Clinton

Posted: Oct 18th, '17, 15:26
by freeski
Damn, Cankles back she's been seen with a bloody goat's leg in her mouth in the Urals. Let's hope she doesn't hook up with ManBearPig. :shock: :banana: :barebutt: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Re: RIP Hillary Clinton

Posted: Oct 18th, '17, 18:19
by Bubba
It's beginning to look like Freeski has an unhealthy obsession with Hillary.

Re: RIP Hillary Clinton

Posted: Oct 19th, '17, 08:25
by freeski
Bubba wrote:It's beginning to look like Freeski has an unhealthy obsession with Hillary.
I look forward to meeting you and think that will be coming up soon. There's no such thing as freeski. It's just a cyber figment of your imagination.
:cool :Toast