google. it kicks ass..

[pizzamoose]

need a conversion? just go to google. type in virtually anything. 1mph in knots. an ounce in tablespoons. minutes in a month. and google will give you the answer..

it also does basic arithmetic.

google rules. that's all i have to say.

[Geoff]

need a conversion? just go to google. type in virtually anything. 1mph in knots. an ounce in tablespoons. minutes in a month. and google will give you the answer..

it also does basic arithmetic.

google rules. that's all i have to say.

I just looked you up. I Googled on "total moron" and got this:
http://blaggblogg.blogspot.com/2005/04/ ... e-you.html

[CAPBOY]

YOU KICK ASS!

[pizzamoose]

I just looked you up. I Googled on "total moron" and got this:
http://blaggblogg.blogspot.com/2005/04/ ... e-you.html

i prefer the term "nerd." thank you.

at least ogre had it right.

[Geoff]

I just looked you up. I Googled on "total moron" and got this:
http://blaggblogg.blogspot.com/2005/04/ ... e-you.html

i prefer the term "nerd." thank you.

OK. A Google on "Nerd" puts you here:
http://www.armory.com/tests/nerd.html/


You are formally challenged to the Nerd-duel.

Here are my results... I'm an electrical & software engineer by training and you can't get those degrees without checking at least half the boxes on the quiz.

Here is the result of your Nerd Purity Test.
You answered "yes" to 56 of 100 questions, making you 44.0% nerd pure (56.0% nerd corrupt); that is, you are 44.0% pure in the nerd domain (you have 56.0% nerd in you).

[pizzamoose]

51%. who's calling who a nerd?

[Bubba]

My results...

Here is the result of your Nerd Purity Test.
You answered "yes" to 21 of 100 questions, making you 79.0% nerd pure (21.0% nerd corrupt); that is, you are 79.0% pure in the nerd domain (you have 21.0% nerd in you).

[Geoff]

51%. who's calling who a nerd?

I think checking the "Do you know Maxwell's equations?" put me over the top.

I'm too old for some of the questions. If they'd asked "Have you played Adventure" instead of "Have you played Doom", I would have scored higher. It's also been quite a while since my IQ exceeded my weight.

[shortski]

I don't know if this is necessarily a good thing

Here is the result of your Nerd Purity Test.
You answered "yes" to 15 of 100 questions, making you 85.0% nerd pure (15.0% nerd corrupt); that is, you are 85.0% pure in the nerd domain (you have 15.0% nerd in you).
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 25%, based on a comparison of your test results with 378675 other submissions for this test.

The average purity for this test is 73.7%.

[Mister Moose]

I'm impressed. Thought I'd test it with mph conversion to furlongs per fortnight... It was ready for me.

Not interested in the nerd test, although I do know Mr Maxwell...
(Integral of the field is equal to the charge contained)

[Stormchaser]

Here is the result of your Nerd Purity Test.
You answered "yes" to 28 of 100 questions, making you 72.0% nerd pure (28.0% nerd corrupt); that is, you are 72.0% pure in the nerd domain (you have 28.0% nerd in you).
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 28%, based on a comparison of your test results with 378675 other submissions for this test.

The average purity for this test is 73.7%.
The first submission for this test was received June 16, 1994.



It seems to equate nerdity to computers....nerds can be found outside the computer world...trust me.

[Stormchaser]

Ah crap, I just questioned the authenticity of the nerd test...guess you can add 1 more to my score.

[spanky]

Here's my results...

You answered "yes" to 45 of 100 questions, making you 55.0% nerd pure (45.0% nerd corrupt); that is, you are 55.0% pure in the nerd domain (you have 45.0% nerd in you).

Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 37%, based on a comparison of your test results with 378675 other submissions for this test.

[Bubba]

A true nerd would be able to calculate joules per burrito fart.

[Stormchaser]

A true nerd would be able to calculate joules per burrito fart.

Chicken or beef?

Rice or beans?

C'mon Bubba, if we're gonna do the math we need all the details.