Farts farts farts farts, farts farts farts farts

Stormchaser · Post by **Stormchaser** » May 19th, '05, 10:01

Has anyone seen the AutoZone commercial on TV or heard it on the radio? The guy keeps singing about auto parts..."parts parts parts parts", but if you listen to it, it sounds like he says..." farts farts farts farts".

F'n cracks me up every single time it comes on. One of those laughs where I just can't stop. Then I find myself singing the song in my head for the next 3 hours.

Farts farts farts farts...Farts farts farts farts...Farts farts farts farts...Farts farts farts farts...Farts farts farts farts...Farts farts farts farts...Farts farts farts farts...Farts farts farts farts...Farts farts farts farts...Farts farts farts farts...Farts farts farts farts...Farts farts farts farts...Farts farts farts farts...

Post by **Bubba** » May 19th, '05, 10:10

Thanks for sharing.

Stormchaser · Post by **Stormchaser** » May 19th, '05, 10:12

Bubba wrote:Thanks for sharing.

C'mon bubbs...you know you won't be able to hold back that smile when you see it on tv next week....

Hal U. Dewin · Post by **Hal U. Dewin** » May 19th, '05, 10:34

C'mon people where are all the:

this thread "stinks" and other fart related analogies?

Stormchaser · Post by **Stormchaser** » May 19th, '05, 10:42

Hal U. Dewin wrote:C'mon people where are all the:

this thread "stinks" and other fart related analogies?

Heh heh "anal"ogies... heh heh

What is an ogie?

Hal U. Dewin · Post by **Hal U. Dewin** » May 19th, '05, 10:45

Stormchaser wrote:
Hal U. Dewin wrote:C'mon people where are all the:

this thread "stinks" and other fart related analogies?

Heh heh "anal"ogies... heh heh

What is an ogie?

Hopefully something that gets this thread moving..

Stormchaser · Post by **Stormchaser** » May 19th, '05, 10:47

Stormchaser wrote:
Hal U. Dewin wrote:C'mon people where are all the:

this thread "stinks" and other fart related analogies?

Heh heh "anal"ogies... heh heh

What is an ogie?

Oh...I found one..

Sir Wanksalot · Post by **Sir Wanksalot** » May 19th, '05, 10:55

Stormchaser wrote:
Stormchaser wrote:
Hal U. Dewin wrote:C'mon people where are all the:

this thread "stinks" and other fart related analogies?

Heh heh "anal"ogies... heh heh

What is an ogie?

Oh...I found one..

yo bor

is that the chic u popped after the thigh scraper partie

r they her teeth a round her neck?

Stormchaser · Post by **Stormchaser** » May 19th, '05, 11:20

Sir Wanksalot wrote:
Stormchaser wrote:
Stormchaser wrote:
Hal U. Dewin wrote:C'mon people where are all the:

this thread "stinks" and other fart related analogies?

Heh heh "anal"ogies... heh heh

What is an ogie?

Oh...I found one..

yo bor

is that the chic u popped after the thigh scraper partie

r they her teeth a round her neck?

Silly Wanky...your mom gave me that picture...she said it was your prom date.

Hal U. Dewin · Post by **Hal U. Dewin** » May 19th, '05, 12:00

Stormchaser wrote:
Sir Wanksalot wrote:
Stormchaser wrote:
Stormchaser wrote:
Hal U. Dewin wrote:C'mon people where are all the:

this thread "stinks" and other fart related analogies?

Heh heh "anal"ogies... heh heh

What is an ogie?

Oh...I found one..

yo bor

is that the chic u popped after the thigh scraper partie

r they her teeth a round her neck?

Silly Wanky...your mom gave me that picture...she said it was your prom date.

Ahhh....the "go to" stuff...

fart jokes....c'mon, who doesn't love a fart joke?

Judging by the responses...ummm.

And then...

mom jokes...

yay! They're not a dime a dozen....

let's hear more about all the hot chicks you're banging...got any pics of the hottie you took home from the mini-skirt party? No cut and pasting allowed...

lol

BigKahuna13 · Post by **BigKahuna13** » May 19th, '05, 12:03

Hal U. Dewin wrote: Judging by the responses...ummm.

And then...

mom jokes...

yay! They're not a dime a dozen....

let's hear more about all the hot chicks you're banging...got any pics of the hottie you took home from the mini-skirt party? No cut and pasting allowed...

lol

Kids think farts are funny, because, well farts are funny.

- Dennis Miller

.....especially in the tub. Bubbles anyone ?

Stormchaser · Post by **Stormchaser** » May 19th, '05, 12:28

Hal U. Dewin wrote:
Stormchaser wrote:
Sir Wanksalot wrote:
Stormchaser wrote:
Stormchaser wrote:
Heh heh "anal"ogies... heh heh

What is an ogie?

Oh...I found one..

yo bor

is that the chic u popped after the thigh scraper partie

r they her teeth a round her neck?

Silly Wanky...your mom gave me that picture...she said it was your prom date.

Ahhh....the "go to" stuff...

fart jokes....c'mon, who doesn't love a fart joke?

Judging by the responses...ummm.

And then...

mom jokes...

yay! They're not a dime a dozen....

let's hear more about all the hot chicks you're banging...got any pics of the hottie you took home from the mini-skirt party? No cut and pasting allowed...

lol

A few more quasi pc photos in the South Beach gallery...

Mtn Man · Post by **Mtn Man** » May 19th, '05, 12:35

Farts are funny and make you feel good, I just did one now

B)

Stormchaser · Post by **Stormchaser** » May 19th, '05, 12:42

Mtn Man wrote:Farts are funny and make you feel good, I just did one now

B)

Can you describe the aroma for us? Inquiring minds wanna know!

Hal U. Dewin · Post by **Hal U. Dewin** » May 19th, '05, 12:49

Stormchaser wrote:
Hal U. Dewin wrote:
Stormchaser wrote:
Sir Wanksalot wrote:
Stormchaser wrote:
Oh...I found one..

yo bor

is that the chic u popped after the thigh scraper partie

r they her teeth a round her neck?

Silly Wanky...your mom gave me that picture...she said it was your prom date.

Ahhh....the "go to" stuff...

fart jokes....c'mon, who doesn't love a fart joke?

Judging by the responses...ummm.

And then...

mom jokes...

yay! They're not a dime a dozen....

let's hear more about all the hot chicks you're banging...got any pics of the hottie you took home from the mini-skirt party? No cut and pasting allowed...

lol
A few more quasi pc photos in the South Beach gallery...

lol...

sneaking photos with your digi cam or cell phone as your gawking at chicks that wouldn't give you the time of day doesn't count skirtchaser...

get back on topic...