Farts farts farts farts, farts farts farts farts

Dr. NO · Post by **Dr. NO** » May 19th, '05, 17:39

DAM guys, stop posting that stuff or I will have to stop reading K Zone while using my work PC. Now I have to go through and dump all the picture files and things from today.

As for FARTS,

Beans beans
they're good for your heart
the more you eat
the more you fart
the more you fart
the better you feel
so eat beans
at every meal !

whaaaa ! I can't smell no farts no more ! Well, maybe some of my better ones

Post by **Bubba** » May 19th, '05, 22:56

Stormchaser wrote:....tell me where I went wrong????

You were entered in the wrong weight class?
These chicks came in last for "Best in Show"?

Looks to me like that ass was trying on lingerie at the Rutland Walmart.

Stormchaser · Post by **Stormchaser** » May 20th, '05, 08:59

Beans beans the musical fruit
The more you eat
The more you toot
The more you toot
The better you feel
So you should eat beans
At every meal

ozzy · Post by **ozzy** » May 20th, '05, 10:05

storm-
if what you say is true, you may be my new k zone hero

Stormchaser · Post by **Stormchaser** » May 20th, '05, 10:22

ozzy wrote:storm-
if what you say is true, you may be my new k zone hero

Hal doesn't seem as convinced.

Hal U. Dewin · Post by **Hal U. Dewin** » May 20th, '05, 10:42

Stormchaser wrote:
ozzy wrote:storm-
if what you say is true, you may be my new k zone hero
Hal doesn't seem as convinced.

lol..ozzy's from freakin Vermont. Any female that doesn't walk on all fours is a hottie to ozzy. (no offense ozman)

Hal U. Dewin · Post by **Hal U. Dewin** » May 20th, '05, 10:44

Bubba wrote:
Looks to me like that ass was trying on lingerie at the Rutland Walmart.

yeah, just ask ozzy...lol..

Hal U. Dewin · Post by **Hal U. Dewin** » May 20th, '05, 10:48

Stormchaser wrote:Got their names and hotel room at the airport on the way in, and got to them before they hit the beach...

so let me get this straight....you're going to Southbeach for four or five days and you pick up skanks like this before you even get into town and mull your options?

Oh, wait..these were your only options...you said this was the first night of 4...other pics? mini skirt part pics of the "hottie" you took home?

I call BS.

ozzy · Post by **ozzy** » May 20th, '05, 10:56

Hal U. Dewin wrote:
Bubba wrote:
Looks to me like that ass was trying on lingerie at the Rutland Walmart.

yeah, just ask ozzy...lol..

na that ass is better than walmart lingerie, i would say that it maybe compariable to a TJ max style.

ozzy · Post by **ozzy** » May 20th, '05, 10:59

Hal U. Dewin wrote:
Stormchaser wrote:
ozzy wrote:storm-
if what you say is true, you may be my new k zone hero
Hal doesn't seem as convinced.
lol..ozzy's from freakin Vermont. Any female that doesn't walk on all fours is a hottie to ozzy. (no offense ozman)

that's not true either, but a good one nonetheless

Hal U. Dewin · Post by **Hal U. Dewin** » May 20th, '05, 11:02

ozzy wrote:
Hal U. Dewin wrote:
Bubba wrote:
Looks to me like that ass was trying on lingerie at the Rutland Walmart.

yeah, just ask ozzy...lol..
na that ass is better than walmart lingerie, i would say that it maybe compariable to a TJ max style.

lol...

TJ Maxx

Southbeach

Hal U. Dewin · Post by **Hal U. Dewin** » May 20th, '05, 11:15

Stormchaser wrote: A couple hot blonde's who could ski before they could walk, interested in kinky lingerie, heavy drugs, and fun between the sheets....tell me where I went wrong????

Airfare from Boston to Miami, $250
4 nights stay in the most photographed hotel in the world, The Colony, $300
Pimp outfit, $30 at Ross
Frank and Bean Wax, $80
2 ounces of cocaine, $1800
Flying 2500 miles round trip to go hog on some Norwegian coke whores and then posting pictures of you having her croissants for breakfast?
PRICELESS!!

Vinny Vincenzo · Post by **Vinny Vincenzo** » May 20th, '05, 11:52

Wow, 2 Z's of coke cost THAT much. How'd you know that figure?

Hal U. Dewin · Post by **Hal U. Dewin** » May 20th, '05, 11:56

Vinny Vincenzo wrote:Wow, 2 Z's of coke cost THAT much. How'd you know that figure?

googled it, yo

no smokie no cokie for me....I'm high on air.

I should fix my original post to Z's instead of ounces...I look like a dweeb.

Stormchaser · Post by **Stormchaser** » May 20th, '05, 12:05

Hal U. Dewin wrote:
Vinny Vincenzo wrote:Wow, 2 Z's of coke cost THAT much. How'd you know that figure?
googled it, yo

no smokie no cokie for me....I'm high on air.

I should fix my original post to Z's instead of ounces...I look like a dweeb.

2 z's of coke would last months...