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[pcgrantham]

Ethics Test Question

This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving
an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. The test
features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have
to make a decision. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet
spontaneous. Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each
line.



You are in Florida, Miami to be specific.

There is chaos all around you, caused by a hurricane, with severe
flooding.

This is a flood of biblical proportions.

You are a photo journalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught
in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless.

You're trying to shoot career-making photos.

There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing under
the water. Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury.

Suddenly you see a woman in the water. She is fighting for her life,
trying not to be taken down with the debris. You move closer. . Somehow the
woman looks familiar. You suddenly realize who it is. It's Hillary Clinton!

At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take her
under. . . forever.

You have two options--you can save the life of Hillary Clinton, or you
can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of
one of the world's most powerful women.


So here's the question, and please give an honest answer:



Would you select high contrast color film, or would you go with the
classic simplicity of black and white?

[nancie2k]

Senator Hilary Clinton was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upper New York State. She spoke for almost an hour on her future plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living, should she one day become the first female President. She referred to her career as a New York Senator, how she had signed "YES" for every Indian issue that came to her desk for approval.

Although the Senator was vague on the details of her plan, she seemed most enthusiastic about her future ideas for helping her "red sisters and brothers".

At the conclusion of her speech, the Tribes presented the Senator with a plaque inscribed with her new Indian name - Walking Eagle. The proud Senator then departed in her motorcade, waving to the crowds.

A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they came to select the new name given to the Senator.

They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of sh*t it can no longer fly.

[Skibumtress]

U.S. Senator Unhurt in Crash

The Associated Press reports that New York junior, Senator Hillary Clinton, narrowly escaped injury in the aircraft that she was piloting when she was forced to make an emergency landing in Southern New Jersey because of bad weather.

National Transportation Safety Board officials have issued a preliminary determination that pilot error contributed to the accident, and that the senator was flying a single engine plane in IFR [instrument flight rating] conditions while only having obtained a VFR [visual flight rating] rating.

The absence of a post-crash fire was likely due to insufficient fuel on board.
No one on the ground was injured.

Photographs taken at the scene show the extent of damage to Senator Clinton's
aircraft. She was very lucky.

[Atomic1]

[Bling Skier]

black and white film will do the job.

[Dr. NO]

black and white film will do the job.

YEP, and maybe some type of special filters for effect !