Poem

Bling Skier · Post by **Bling Skier** » Jun 14th, '05, 11:11

I cross ocean,

poor and broke,
Take bus,
see employment folk.

Nice man treat me
good in there,
Say I need to
see welfare.

Welfare say,
"You come no more,
We send cash
right to your door."

Welfare checks,
they make you wealthy,
Medicaid it keep
you healthy!

By and by,
I got plenty money,
Thanks to you,
American dummy.

Write to friends
in motherland,
Tell them 'come
fast as you can.'

They come in turbans
and Ford trucks,
I buy big house
with welfare bucks

They come here,
we live together,
More welfare checks,
it gets better!

Fourteen families,
they moving in,
But neighbor's patience
wearing thin.

Finally, white guy
moves away,
Now I buy his house,
and then I say,

"Find more aliens
for house to rent."
And in the yard
I put a tent.

Send for family
they just trash,
But they, too,
draw the welfare cash!

Everything is
very good,
And soon we
own the neighborhood.

We have hobby
it's called breeding,
Welfare pay
for baby feeding.

Kids need dentist?
Wife need pills?
We get free!
We got no bills!

American crazy!
He pay all year,
To keep welfare
running here.

We think America
darn good place!
Too darn good for
the white man race.

If they no like us,
they can scram,
Got lots of room in
Pakistan.

Vinny Vincenzo · Post by **Vinny Vincenzo** » Jun 14th, '05, 11:33

That's a funny poem Bling Man, but you'll be hard pressed to find a Pakistani on welfare. At least not around here. As-salaam-a-likum

Bling Skier · Post by **Bling Skier** » Jun 14th, '05, 12:03

Vinny Vincenzo wrote:That's a funny poem Bling Man, but you'll be hard pressed to find a Pakistani on welfare. At least not around here. As-salaam-a-likum

I dun fer got 2 say I receved that poem in a e-mail

Mec-ahecka-hi-meca-highly-ho!

XtremeJibber2001 · Post by **XtremeJibber2001** » Jun 14th, '05, 12:09

Great poem!! Only shows us that Welfare needs some fixing!!

Dr. NO · Post by **Dr. NO** » Jun 14th, '05, 12:31

Welfare don't need no fixin. Just gotz to change the name to something BAD ! How about Government Hand Outs, or Bum payments.

There ya go, come up with a new name to make "welfare" sound BAD !

XtremeJibber2001 · Post by **XtremeJibber2001** » Jun 14th, '05, 12:39

Dr. NO wrote:Welfare don't need no fixin. Just gotz to change the name to something BAD ! How about Government Hand Outs, or Bum payments.

There ya go, come up with a new name to make "welfare" sound BAD !

Or how about "PP"....

Pity Payment

Bling Skier · Post by **Bling Skier** » Jun 14th, '05, 12:46

how bout "Her's your free tax payers hand out Scum bag"?
Hey let it be known, if any "Grint's" come to the United States and become tax payers, I welcome them with open arms. the others Just F**k Em, I say F**k Em all.
DMC your up.....

DMC · Post by **DMC** » Jun 14th, '05, 12:51

Bling Skier wrote:how bout "Her's your free tax payers hand out Scum bag"?
Hey let it be known, if any "Grint's" come to the United States and become tax payers, I welcome them with open arms. the others Just F**k Em, I say F**k Em all.
DMC your up.....

I agree...
Come in legally, pay taxes - welcome to the show!
Otherwise get the F out..

You guys really assume a lot about me...

tyrolean_skier · Post by **tyrolean_skier** » Jun 14th, '05, 13:37

Do immigrants have a right to go on welfare? None of the immigrants I know have ever gone on welfare - they would rather work in a restaurant as a dish washer/bus boy (my father) or work as a cleaning lady (my mom) than take any handouts from the government.

Dr. NO · Post by **Dr. NO** » Jun 14th, '05, 14:59

tyrolean_skier wrote:Do immigrants have a right to go on welfare? None of the immigrants I know have ever gone on welfare - they would rather work in a restaurant as a dish washer/bus boy (my father) or work as a cleaning lady (my mom) than take any handouts from the government.

Under normal circumstances, no they cannot collect. BUT they are finding ways to have a sponsor, get into the country legally and then lose the job and go on welfare. Also, in the Southwest and Chicago area, many hispanics coming illegally across the boarder are given welfare and such rather than attempting to deport them. just totally out of control.

Hal U. Dewin · Post by **Hal U. Dewin** » Jun 14th, '05, 17:22

tyrolean_skier wrote:Do immigrants have a right to go on welfare? None of the immigrants I know have ever gone on welfare - they would rather work in a restaurant as a dish washer/bus boy (my father) or work as a cleaning lady (my mom) than take any handouts from the government.

Immigrants now have to seek welfare because the "undocumented aliens" are taking all their work...