Get a new snow reporter. This is not Texas. "Howdy Beast Fans" is very annoying, I pay good money for my 365. Enough is enough.

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No, if anything it would be “Beast’s Fans”, but that’s not right either.
I suspect it is just a temporary hiatus to lull us into complacency. Sad, since at least for the moment we'll have nothing to complain about. Killington has achieved heretofore unimaginable perfection.
It’s been a running joke for well over a year. I’m waiting for “Bon jour beast fans”, thus upping the cultural level of the customer base.
And here I thought "frozen granular" was a simile.