Political Humor

[easyrider16]

I find it hilarious that a man who builds cars controlled by touch screens and AI demands voting be done on paper.

[Skid Mark]

I find it hilarious that a man who builds cars controlled by touch screens and AI demands voting be done on paper.

Wanting to reduce fraud in our elections is hilarious? Got it.

[easyrider16]

I find it hilarious that a man who builds cars controlled by touch screens and AI demands voting be done on paper.

Wanting to reduce fraud in our elections is hilarious? Got it.

I never said that. Don't put words in my mouth. What I will say is that I'm not sure that voting being done on paper rather than electronically has any tendency to reduce fraud in elections.

We've had three decades of the internet and computerization of records in every form of business and financial transaction, and yet somehow the world continues to function without widescale, massive fraud. You'd think a technologist like Musk would be pushing for making everything digital and secured the way a technology like blockchain can secure bitcoin. But nope, he wants to stick with 2,000 year old paper technology. That doesn't strike you as funny?

[XtremeJibber2001]

I find it hilarious that a man who builds cars controlled by touch screens and AI demands voting be done on paper.

Wanting to reduce fraud in our elections is hilarious? Got it.

How is fraud more likely with electronic voting machines and how is fraud perpetuated today with electronic voting machines? Be specific.

but nope, he wants to stick with 2,000 year old paper technology. That doesn't strike you as funny?

It's about making it harder to vote.

[Skid Mark]

BREAKING SPORTS NEWS

In the National Politics League, the New York Trumps and the California Harrises have just finalized a major, unprecedented, multi-player trade.



Details are below.

The California Harrises receive:

-Dick “Big Dick” Cheney.
-Liz “Little Dick” Cheney.
-Adam “Crotch Rot” Kinzinger
-Bill “Snuffy” Kristol
-The Bald Grifter Groomer Goons at The Lincoln Project
-Goldman Sachs
-All the other bankers who engineered the 2008 crash
-George W. Bush’s collection of really bad portraits of soldiers he killed or maimed.
-Five hundred antisemitic racists to be named later.

In exchange for the above, the New York Trumps receive:

-RFK Jr.
-Tulsi Gabbard
-Elon Musk
-Alan Dershowitz
-Tim Walz’s entire extended family
-10 million African-American male voters
-America’s working class
-Joe Biden’s mummified remains to show off in the trophy case at Trump Stadium
-The Oval Office

Stunned by the value the Trumps received, commentators on ESPN have stated that this is the most one-sided trade since the New York Yankees acquired Babe Ruth for cash used by the Boston Red Sox’s owner to finance the Broadway play “No No Nanette.”

Rumor is it that the California Harrises are working on an off-Broadway play called “No No Kamala.”

More news to follow as we receive updates….

[Dickc]

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[deadheadskier]

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[Bubba]

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[GlenPLake]

Scientists removed the left half of a man's brain and asked him to count to 10.

He said, "2, 4, 6, 8, 10."

Then they put it back, and removed the right half of his brain and asked him to count to 10.

He said, "1, 3, 5, 7, 9."

Finally they removed his entire brain and asked him to count to 10.

He said, “Oh I can count to 10. Believe me. People are saying I can count to 10 better than anyone in the history of our country. If you ask me to count to 10, I will count to 10 the likes of which no one has ever seen before."

[XtremeJibber2001]

Must watch.

https://x.com/natlydenise_/status/18346 ... 59864?s=46

[deadheadskier]

Must watch.

https://x.com/natlydenise_/status/18346 ... 59864?s=46

Amazing

[Skid Mark]

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[Fancypants]

[easyrider16]

I find it hilarious that Trump folks fall for the same old song and dance. The parties negotiate, agree on a debate venue, format, moderators, rules, etc., Then Trump gets soundly trounced and oh, it's rigged. Just like the election he lost. And every one of the dozens of court cases he lost in multiple jurisdictions. Ok sure man.

[Skid Mark]

I find it hilarious that Trump folks fall for the same old song and dance. The parties negotiate, agree on a debate venue, format, moderators, rules, etc., Then Trump gets soundly trounced and oh, it's rigged. Just like the election he lost. And every one of the dozens of court cases he lost in multiple jurisdictions. Ok sure man.

Well, there is an ABC whistleblower who claims that the Harris campaign worked with ABC on the debate questions and arranged that only Trump would be fact checked. So yeah, hilarious.