Maybe I can be a ski instructor
Moderators: SkiDork, spanky, Bubba
Re: Maybe I can be a ski instructor
[quote="Dr. NO"
Basic question, and I know you don't want to hear it.
Who is the parent and who is the kid?
Get this straight and maybe things can calm down. BUT at ziggies age, I don't think you can reverse tlhe process.[/quote]
Who is the parent and who is the kid? Hmmm.... in this case that's a tough one to answer.
Basic question, and I know you don't want to hear it.
Who is the parent and who is the kid?
Get this straight and maybe things can calm down. BUT at ziggies age, I don't think you can reverse tlhe process.[/quote]
Who is the parent and who is the kid? Hmmm.... in this case that's a tough one to answer.
Re: Maybe I can be a ski instructor
Who is the parent and who is the kid? Hmmm.... in this case that's a tough one to answer. [/quote]andyzee wrote:[quote="Dr. NO"
Basic question, and I know you don't want to hear it.
Who is the parent and who is the kid?
Get this straight and maybe things can calm down. BUT at ziggies age, I don't think you can reverse tlhe process.
Hmm, good point. never thought of it that way. Mom, er sprite, and Ziggy. Who is more likely to take the "adult" approach? I go with Ziggy myself.
MUST STOP POSTING ! MUST STOP POSTING !
Shut up and Ski!
Why's Everybody Always Pickin on Me?
Shut up and Ski!
Why's Everybody Always Pickin on Me?
Re: Maybe I can be a ski instructor
Dr. NO wrote: Basic question, and I know you don't want to hear it.
Who is the parent and who is the kid?
Get this straight and maybe things can calm down. BUT at ziggies age, I don't think you can reverse tlhe process.
Dr. AndyZee wrote: Who is the parent and who is the kid? Hmmm.... in this case that's a tough one to answer.
Well, tried to straighten out the quotes a bit. Good answer Dr. No, you know what I'm talkin bout.Dr. NO wrote: Hmm, good point. never thought of it that way. Mom, er sprite, and Ziggy. Who is more likely to take the "adult" approach? I go with Ziggy myself.
-
- Post Office
- Posts: 4092
- Joined: Nov 4th, '04, 21:55
- Location: The endless night
- Contact:
Re: Maybe I can be a ski instructor
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Last edited by snowsprite on May 15th, '05, 23:12, edited 1 time in total.
I like wine.
-
- Postinator
- Posts: 7158
- Joined: Nov 5th, '04, 09:03
- Location: waaaaaay out in front of you!!!!
Re: Maybe I can be a ski instructor
KBL Ed wrote:Bling Skier wrote: "never evers" (about 95% of your season lessons are never evers..
Never evers= never skied B4
as opposed 2 "ENFL's"...more PSIA talk
Geoff the sound a cat make as it coughs up a hairball.
- tyrolean_skier
- Signature Poster
- Posts: 22337
- Joined: Nov 4th, '04, 23:28
- Location: LI, NY / Killington, VT
Re: Maybe I can be a ski instructor
What does ENFL stand for? Please enlighten me.Bling Skier wrote:KBL Ed wrote:Bling Skier wrote: "never evers" (about 95% of your season lessons are never evers..
Never evers= never skied B4
as opposed 2 "ENFL's"...more PSIA talk
-
- Postinator
- Posts: 7158
- Joined: Nov 5th, '04, 09:03
- Location: waaaaaay out in front of you!!!!
Re: Maybe I can be a ski instructor
"English-Not-First-Language"tyrolean_skier wrote:What does ENFL stand for? Please enlighten me.Bling Skier wrote:KBL Ed wrote:Bling Skier wrote: "never evers" (about 95% of your season lessons are never evers..
Never evers= never skied B4
as opposed 2 "ENFL's"...more PSIA talk
Ya get a lot of them...I enjoy the chalange when dealing with them... especially the women!
You get 2 B totaly animated with actions verses Language...and the chicks dig it!
And Boy-O-Boy I just Love women!
Yee-Ha!
Geoff the sound a cat make as it coughs up a hairball.
Re: Maybe I can be a ski instructor
Remember Blingy>It's not only how much we love ,but how much we are loved>Bling Skier wrote:"English-Not-First-Language"tyrolean_skier wrote:What does ENFL stand for? Please enlighten me.Bling Skier wrote:KBL Ed wrote:Bling Skier wrote: "never evers" (about 95% of your season lessons are never evers..
Never evers= never skied B4
as opposed 2 "ENFL's"...more PSIA talk
Ya get a lot of them...I enjoy the chalange when dealing with them... especially the women!
You get 2 B totaly animated with actions verses Language...and the chicks dig it!
And Boy-O-Boy I just Love women!
Yee-Ha!
- Mister Moose
- Level 10K poster
- Posts: 11634
- Joined: Jan 4th, '05, 18:23
- Location: Waiting for the next one
Re: Maybe I can be a ski instructor
Must be an eastern resort thing, although Vail is known for attracting a lot of South Americans. At Breckenridge, we didn't get any ENFL's to speak of.... except the Texans. Accent got a little thick at times.Bling Skier wrote:
"English-Not-First-Language"
Ya get a lot of them...I enjoy the chalange when dealing with them... especially the women!
You get 2 B totaly animated with actions verses Language...and the chicks dig it!
And Boy-O-Boy I just Love women!
Yee-Ha!
I worked nights as a waiter, and taking a drink order one night, the conversation went something like this:
Any drinks to start?
Vodka Martini. Michelob. Glass of the house chardonay. And then the blonde says, "I'll have a Roman sprat"
Visions of togas, scantily clad women and Animal House movies fill my head, but I've never heard of this drink.
A what?
"A roman sprat"
A what?
"A Roman Sprat!
Clearly louder didn't help, so I just repeated the order to the bartender, hoping he'd know. He didn't. We decided to try a Rum and Sprite. She never complained. ENFL strikes again!
-
- Postinator
- Posts: 7158
- Joined: Nov 5th, '04, 09:03
- Location: waaaaaay out in front of you!!!!
Re: Maybe I can be a ski instructor
me no woory...my inner game is allways on when it comes 2 the women..."It's Show Time"Atomic1 wrote:Remember Blingy>It's not only how much we love ,but how much we are loved>Bling Skier wrote:"English-Not-First-Language"tyrolean_skier wrote:What does ENFL stand for? Please enlighten me.Bling Skier wrote:KBL Ed wrote:
Never evers= never skied B4
as opposed 2 "ENFL's"...more PSIA talk
Ya get a lot of them...I enjoy the chalange when dealing with them... especially the women!
You get 2 B totaly animated with actions verses Language...and the chicks dig it!
And Boy-O-Boy I just Love women!
Yee-Ha!
Geoff the sound a cat make as it coughs up a hairball.
-
- Poster Child Poster
- Posts: 2212
- Joined: Nov 6th, '04, 20:35
- Location: SS Royal Brat
- Contact:
Re: Maybe I can be a ski instructor
Skiing with the Bling-Man definitely is an experience!!Bling Skier wrote:Yeah, it's fun if you like teaching "never evers" (about 95% of your season lessons are never evers..but you have 2 keep in mind that U R doing it 4 the love of the sport).snowsprite wrote:The other day, I was very upset w/ my kid and started complaining about how I didn't currently need this level of aggravation on top of nine hours in a stultifying cubicle.
He looked at me suddenly very serious and said "Mommy, maybe you can be a ski instructor one day. I know you want to live in the mountains, and I think you will, so don't be sad!" Best mother's day present I could ever wish for... a kid who not only loves me, but knows me all too well!
Happy mother's day to the rest of you skiin' moms out there. I think my family is trying to get us to go to brunch. But I'm pushing for a hibachi dinner. And to sleep very very late.
Sprite
or you get the 9 year old that is 4' 9" and weighs 160 lbs...
all you will hear from the litte s#it is
"This Sucks, it's easer on X-box"
when i hear that i want 2 say to the little slob is "Put down the doughnut and try some situps"
But I don't....thats why i left the ranks of PSIA and went back to USSA Raceing.....after all "Speed Trills" and you get to ski and train with" Blingy"
“A true friend knows your weaknesses but shows you your strengths; feels your fears but fortifies your faith; sees your anxieties but frees your spirit; recognizes your disabilities but emphasizes your possibilities.”
- tyrolean_skier
- Signature Poster
- Posts: 22337
- Joined: Nov 4th, '04, 23:28
- Location: LI, NY / Killington, VT
Re: Maybe I can be a ski instructor
I qualify for that label since English is my second language although at this point in my life I know it better than my first language.Bling Skier wrote:"English-Not-First-Language"tyrolean_skier wrote:What does ENFL stand for? Please enlighten me.Bling Skier wrote:KBL Ed wrote:Bling Skier wrote: "never evers" (about 95% of your season lessons are never evers..
Never evers= never skied B4
as opposed 2 "ENFL's"...more PSIA talk
Ya get a lot of them...I enjoy the chalange when dealing with them... especially the women!
You get 2 B totaly animated with actions verses Language...and the chicks dig it!
And Boy-O-Boy I just Love women!
Yee-Ha!
Re: Maybe I can be a ski instructor
Same heretyrolean_skier wrote:I qualify for that label since English is my second language although at this point in my life I know it better than my first language.