Vodka is the Answer

Skibumtress · Post by **Skibumtress** » Jul 12th, '05, 18:14

VODKA IS THE ANSWER

1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves adhesive.

2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.

3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.

4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.

5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, then blot dry.

6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.

7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of healthy hair.

8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray bees or wasps to kill them.

9. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water in a Ziploc freezer bag and freeze for a slushy, refreshable ice pack for aches, pain or black eyes.

10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the sun for three days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply the tincture to aches and pains.

11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.

12. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.

13. Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.

14. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the urushiol oil from your skin.

15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth. Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.

16. NEVER DRINK THE STUFF - IT'LL KILL YOU!

Cityskier · Post by **Cityskier** » Jul 12th, '05, 19:40

Skibumtress wrote:16. NEVER DRINK THE STUFF - IT'LL KILL YOU!

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I say drink it. Lots. Then you won't be worried about all the stupid sh!t on that list!

andyzee · Post by **andyzee** » Jul 12th, '05, 19:44

What was the question?

Atomic1 · Post by **Atomic1** » Jul 12th, '05, 20:23

andyzee wrote:What was the question?

Polish WATER is what?

andyzee · Post by **andyzee** » Jul 12th, '05, 20:38

Atomic1 wrote:
andyzee wrote:What was the question?
Polish WATER is what?

Spiritus

tyrolean_skier · Post by **tyrolean_skier** » Jul 12th, '05, 21:02

I would say that most of those things can be accomplished with rubbing alcohol. Why waste the vodka.

CAPBOY · Post by **CAPBOY** » Jul 12th, '05, 21:04

What about scotch?

Snowjob · Post by **Snowjob** » Jul 12th, '05, 21:06

Bummie, I don't remember you being that crazy about Vodka.

tyrolean_skier · Post by **tyrolean_skier** » Jul 12th, '05, 21:14

Snowjob wrote:Bummie, I don't remember you being that crazy about Vodka.

Probably the reason why she felt the need to post this list. She has no other use for it. You don't see her posting a list of things to do with Port. I believe that has become her most cherished drink. She better keep it away from me because if I am around the bottle of Port gets finished pretty quickly.

pizzamoose · Post by **pizzamoose** » Jul 12th, '05, 21:16

tyrolean_skier wrote:I would say that most of those things can be accomplished with rubbing alcohol. Why waste the vodka.

mmm.. isopropyl.. 99¢ a liter - and you must use the 90% solution - the more it burns, the better it works!

Skibumtress · Post by **Skibumtress** » Jul 12th, '05, 21:18

tyrolean_skier wrote:
Snowjob wrote:Bummie, I don't remember you being that crazy about Vodka.
Probably the reason why she felt the need to post this list. She has no other use for it. You don't see her posting a list of things to do with Port. I believe that has become her most cherished drink. She better keep it away from me because if I am around the bottle of Port gets finished pretty quickly.

That's for darn sure!!!!

Ty, that night still cracks me up. A few of us were hysterical about how much of that stuff you drank.
And actually I'm not a big Vodka drinker. As far as the clear alcohols go, I prefer Gin over Vodka.

Snowjob · Post by **Snowjob** » Jul 12th, '05, 21:24

It wasn't just Ty, was it? Didn't everyone get a crack at the bottle?

tyrolean_skier · Post by **tyrolean_skier** » Jul 12th, '05, 21:35

Snowjob wrote:It wasn't just Ty, was it? Didn't everyone get a crack at the bottle?

That may be but no one else drank as much of it as I did apparently. I am told that I was in a very friendly mood that night.

Snowjob · Post by **Snowjob** » Jul 12th, '05, 21:37

HA! Good luck the digital camera was low on batteries.

Skibumtress · Post by **Skibumtress** » Jul 12th, '05, 21:40

tyrolean_skier wrote:
Snowjob wrote:It wasn't just Ty, was it? Didn't everyone get a crack at the bottle?
That may be but no one else drank as much of it as I did apparently. I am told that I was in a very friendly mood that night.

Well when MtnMan and I realized that Ty had drank 1/2 of a bottle that was already opened and then opened up the second bottle and drank 1/2 of that, a few of us then all had a taste while there was some left.
Snowjob, I've seen Ty a little buzzed before but this night took the cake.

Ty, you would like this stuff that MtnMan got from Nappa Valley.... forget what it's called but it's something like a combination of Sherry and Port. Yummmmmm.

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