Kirstie Alleys Bikini Ready body

[Geoff]

gotta give her credit though - she has lost a lot of weight..

Yeah. If you count all her diets over the years, she's probably lost 1000 pounds.

300 years ago, she'd be considered 'ideal weight'.

[MarieM]

You guys need to be nice. It ain't easy.

Thanks, Steve for appreciating the weight loss.

[johnny the jibber]

were all you guys watching oprah today? thats great guys...

[Humpty Dumpty]

She has thighs like Snowy Morning. If I recall correctly, Snowridr used to call her QuadZilla.

And there is definitely a hint of toe in that picture.

[subdude]

Comments?

Skullcrusher

[DMC_Freeride]

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

[MarieM]

I like this one...

Are you gonna take me home tonight
Ah, down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin world go round

Hey, I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew life before I left my nursery
Left alone with big fat Fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman, you made a bad boy out of me, Hey hey!

I've been singing with my band
Across the wire, across the land
I seen every blue eyed floozy on the way
But their beauty and their style
Went kind of smooth after a while
Take me to them dirty ladies everytime, come on

Hey, listen here
Now your mortgages and homes
I've got stiffness in your bones
Ain't no beauty queens in this locality (I tell you)
Oh, but I still get my pleasure
Still get my greatest treasure
Heap big woman you gonna make a big man out of me

[andyzee]

i like small butts and i can not lie you honkeys can deny when a girl walks in with a little bitty waste and a big thing in your face i get sick cause i like a tooth pick even those jeans shes wearin her pants there almost tearin no baby i want a flat booty thats tooty fruity my honkeys try to warn me but that but you got is ooh so corney ooh chickin smooth skin you say you wanna get in my own well peck me peck me cause i aint that average chickety hell with romancin ill take her wallet dancen rich b**ch ill dig for her money ditch so tired of ebony black butts are not my theme if you ask me what my flavor is ill tell you its vanilla ice cream so honkeys (yea) honkeys(yea) does your girlfriends have a dairyair (hell yea) well shrink it shrink it so i can get right down and dink it baby got jack

white honkeys with a real small booty
white honkeys with a real small booty
Baby got jack
white honkeys with a real small booty
white honkeys with a real small booty

I like them flat and small and when im in the mall i just cant help myself im doing the dog pound call (hoo hoo hoo hoo) dont like a sister who farts while playing twister i wish those beans did miss her even uncle ben would fister

I like my booties real slender and tender and if i see a big booty ill put it in the blender dont wanta reafender i get into my honda what the hell is an andaconda all i know is i like jane fondas beter than yolandas

baby got jack

white honkeys with a real small booty
white honkeys with a real small booty
Baby got jack
white honkeys with a real small booty
white honkeys with a real small booty

yea baby when it comes to females cosmo knows everything

[KBL Ed]

What is "Bikini Read"??

[Eski]

What is "Bikini Read"??

bathing braille

[SloeRide]

I've done a lot worse.

Kirstie would be a big trade up from some girls I've been with, a slight trade down from others.

Way to make a career out of being overweight and overage and never being all that compelling an actress. Give 'em hell Kirstie!

[SkiDork]

What is "Bikini Read"??

fixed it.

[Steve]

december 2004



she looks pretty damn good by comparison.

-steve

[JerseyGuy]

Hell, she's 55 years old. She looks pretty damned good to me!

And given some of the posted pictures I've seen of the denizens of this chat forum -- of some of the very same people making nasty comments about this woman -- I'm getting a real kick out of this whole thread. What, are you kidding me?

The Babes and Studs of Killingtonzone.com. Woof!

[BigKahuna13]

55? Damn I wouldn't have put her over mid 40s.

Way to make a career out of being overweight and overage and never being all that compelling an actress. Give 'em hell Kirstie!

Mid 50s might have been overage back when life expectancies were in their 60s. Now that most healty people make it to their 80s and generally in vastly better shape than people in their 50s were a generation or two ago we need to rethink what constitutes "overage".