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johnny the jibber
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Post by johnny the jibber »

kaybee wrote:Smells like someone is brewing some skioff tea.
i dont ski, so i guess im outta luck here...
he would shove your ass so far up your ass and stuff! -thejet61 10/2/09

If a snowboarder is in front of me or to the side I assume the slobbering moron will cut from one side of the trail to the other -GSKI 1/17/12
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Post by Highway Star »

johnny the jibber wrote:you can go bigger? post some film just to prove it...
Than 5 feet off the ground? Well geeeezzee, I don't know man, that's pretty big.....especially to flat.

:roll: :roll: :roll:

Not dissing the guy, he's got nice style and he's hitting a pretty tech jump. I never even got a chance to hit the thing last weekend, for real.

Biggest I've ever gone to flat was about 25 feet.

Vertical feet. To nearly flat ice. Overjumping a 45 foot table with 40 degree takeoff and very short landing. At night. On video, confirmed 2.1 seconds hang time....about 14-15 vertical feet above the lip, and about vertical 25 feet down to where I landed at the bottom of the landing, on ice (The hang time confirms the height, work out the kinematics math). About 60 foot distance. Yes, it hurt, I hit my head and saw stars...no helment. I think this was in 1995. I think we still have it on tape somewhere......I jump out of the frame on takeoff, but you catch the landing.

Last year, I didn't jump big that much, more tech stuff. I hit the big table at the bottom of bear a few times though. Also hit the helterskelter cliff very hard, jumping out about 30+ feet and dropping 15.....I have vid of that, but no, I'm not posting it. Whah, Whah. :roll:
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Post by johnny the jibber »

dude, im kidding. you dont have to explain yourself...
he would shove your ass so far up your ass and stuff! -thejet61 10/2/09

If a snowboarder is in front of me or to the side I assume the slobbering moron will cut from one side of the trail to the other -GSKI 1/17/12
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Post by Highway Star »

johnny the jibber wrote:dude, im kidding. you dont have to explain yourself...
Well, You asked. Grrrr....
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Post by FritzdeCat'sSuperGayLover »

Highway Star wrote: Ok, so who am I? I was skiing very fast at Killington on Thurday, Friday and Sunday last weekend. There were a few hot shots out that I saw, but yes, I should stand out pretty easily......
"Hot Shots"? are you for f*** real?

small pond, beeyootch.
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Highway Star wrote:Biggest I've ever gone to flat was about 25 feet.

Vertical feet. To nearly flat ice. Overjumping a 45 foot table with 40 degree takeoff and very short landing. At night. On video, confirmed 2.1 seconds hang time....about 14-15 vertical feet above the lip, and about vertical 25 feet down to where I landed at the bottom of the landing, on ice (The hang time confirms the height, work out the kinematics math). About 60 foot distance. Yes, it hurt, I hit my head and saw stars...no helment. I think this was in 1995. I think we still have it on tape somewhere......I jump out of the frame on takeoff, but you catch the landing.

Last year, I didn't jump big that much, more tech stuff. I hit the big table at the bottom of bear a few times though. Also hit the helterskelter cliff very hard, jumping out about 30+ feet and dropping 15.....I have vid of that, but no, I'm not posting it. Whah, Whah. :roll:
I know girls.

Who telemark.

And go twice as big as your "biggest ever" sh*t.

And don't make a "video" of it because they're not stupid.
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Post by Highway Star »

FritzdeCat'sSuperGayLover wrote:
Highway Star wrote:Biggest I've ever gone to flat was about 25 feet.

Vertical feet. To nearly flat ice. Overjumping a 45 foot table with 40 degree takeoff and very short landing. At night. On video, confirmed 2.1 seconds hang time....about 14-15 vertical feet above the lip, and about vertical 25 feet down to where I landed at the bottom of the landing, on ice (The hang time confirms the height, work out the kinematics math). About 60 foot distance. Yes, it hurt, I hit my head and saw stars...no helment. I think this was in 1995. I think we still have it on tape somewhere......I jump out of the frame on takeoff, but you catch the landing.

Last year, I didn't jump big that much, more tech stuff. I hit the big table at the bottom of bear a few times though. Also hit the helterskelter cliff very hard, jumping out about 30+ feet and dropping 15.....I have vid of that, but no, I'm not posting it. Whah, Whah. :roll:
I know girls.

Who telemark.

And go twice as big as your "biggest ever" sh*t.

And don't make a "video" of it because they're not stupid.
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

You're such a moron....you, nor anybody you know would have the balls to hit a jump like that, especially in those conditions.

Oh, and I built the kicker, off to the side of the normal one. The regular kicker was around 20-25 degrees.
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Post by Geoff »

Highway Star wrote:
FritzdeCat'sSuperGayLover wrote:
Highway Star wrote:Biggest I've ever gone to flat was about 25 feet.

Vertical feet. To nearly flat ice. Overjumping a 45 foot table with 40 degree takeoff and very short landing. At night. On video, confirmed 2.1 seconds hang time....about 14-15 vertical feet above the lip, and about vertical 25 feet down to where I landed at the bottom of the landing, on ice (The hang time confirms the height, work out the kinematics math). About 60 foot distance. Yes, it hurt, I hit my head and saw stars...no helment. I think this was in 1995. I think we still have it on tape somewhere......I jump out of the frame on takeoff, but you catch the landing.

Last year, I didn't jump big that much, more tech stuff. I hit the big table at the bottom of bear a few times though. Also hit the helterskelter cliff very hard, jumping out about 30+ feet and dropping 15.....I have vid of that, but no, I'm not posting it. Whah, Whah. :roll:
I know girls.

Who telemark.

And go twice as big as your "biggest ever" sh*t.

And don't make a "video" of it because they're not stupid.
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

You're such a moron....you, nor anybody you know would have the balls to hit a jump like that, especially in those conditions.

Oh, and I built the kicker, off to the side of the normal one. The regular kicker was around 20-25 degrees.
Why don't you just buy a Harley? That's what most guys with pencil dicks do.

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Post by SkiDork »

I'm not sure if this has been said recently, but I'll reiterate it:

The very best skiers/riders stay quiet about their level of ability, and if anything are willing to help out someone with technique/questions etc.

Gaper/wannabes mouth off about how good they are...

Nuff said...
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Post by Vinny Vincenzo »

HS, have you ever competed in an FIS event?

If you're so good, why don't you have a sponsor?

You're that good, but you have to pay for your own skis?

Obviously you're a braggert because you're trying to compensate for a shortcoming. Namely, no matter how many times you bomb a run, you've still never achieved anything in skiing. No matter how many pairs of Stokli you buy (full retail), you're still a nobody. There's probally a dozen or more persons on this forum that have skiied longer than you've been alive. How could they be possibly be impressed by you? They're already seen it all on the slopes. You're hardly a role model. Nobody wants to be you. From what I see of your compulsive compensating (bragging), neither do you.
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Post by Highway Star »

Vinny Vincenzo wrote:HS, have you ever competed in an FIS event?

If you're so good, why don't you have a sponsor?

You're that good, but you have to pay for your own skis?

Obviously you're a braggert because you're trying to compensate for a shortcoming. Namely, no matter how many times you bomb a run, you've still never achieved anything in skiing. No matter how many pairs of Stokli you buy (full retail), you're still a nobody. There's probally a dozen or more persons on this forum that have skiied longer than you've been alive. How could they be possibly be impressed by you? They're already seen it all on the slopes. You're hardly a role model. Nobody wants to be you. From what I see of your compulsive compensating (bragging), neither do you.
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How am I bragging? Somebody asked if could go bigger, and I told them, in detail. They asked.

Just like when the asked how fast I ski. I told them, since they asked. What the hell do you want? Should I just suck like everybody else?

Just because most of you guys are over the hill and couldn't ski in the first place, doesn't mean I can't.

I don't go around talking about ablity unless somebody asks. You guys asked. And you're unhappy with the answer? Go to hell.

FIS event? No I'm not a racer, freestyler or pro anything (though I could go for a sponsor, that would be nice). I'm just a pretty good freeskier who has been out there doing it for a long, long time. I love to ski, and none of you can take that away from me. I know who the top freeskiers are at killington, and ski with them regularly....as I said in another thread, the talent depth is not that deep at the moment (so yes, for a big EC mountain, it could be considered a small pond, and I am one of the big fishies).

If you think I suck, call me out....... :roll:

(oh, and if you think I buy skis at anything more than 10-15% over wholesale cost, you're a f'ing moron.)
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Post by Steve »

Vinny Vincenzo wrote:HS, have you ever competed in an FIS event?

If you're so good, why don't you have a sponsor?

You're that good, but you have to pay for your own skis?
forget all of that. just look at his behavior. i've never seen a REALLY good skier who brags as much as he does.

the best skiers are usually humble - and down to earth. if he is half as good as he claims, then he's a major exception to the rule.

(by the way, the "rolling eyes" smiley is the most overused cliche in this forum.)
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Post by Steve »

Highway Star wrote:How am I bragging?
gee.


hey hs - you seriously need to read this book:
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Post by Highway Star »

Steve wrote:
Vinny Vincenzo wrote:HS, have you ever competed in an FIS event?

If you're so good, why don't you have a sponsor?

You're that good, but you have to pay for your own skis?
forget all of that. just look at his behavior. i've never seen a REALLY good skier who brags as much as he does.

the best skiers are usually humble - and down to earth. if he is half as good as he claims, then he's a major exception to the rule.

(by the way, the "rolling eyes" smiley is the most overused cliche in this forum.)
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

I am humble, Steve. You don't see me bragging around the mountain. You see me ripping around the mountain. But this is the internet, not the mountain.
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Post by Steve »

Highway Star wrote:I am humble, Steve.
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