HUMPTY DUMPTY!! CALLING YOU OUT FOR A SKI OFF!!!!

[newpylong]

Or down to Rt4, and whoever has the balls or stupidity to straight line Valley Plunge and spread eagle into the Skyeship lodge wins...

[millerm277]

Or down to Rt4, and whoever has the balls or stupidity to straight line Valley Plunge and spread eagle into the Skyeship lodge wins...

That could be cool, right through the glass.....

[Mister Moose]

POST OFF RULES:

Post-off rules: The post-off is a challenge to test one's overall thinking and writing ablity. I am the challenger, you are the challenged. As the challenged, you pick the subject/topic, and get to post about it first. I follow, and attempt to roughly match or surpass your thoughts, writing style and speed, for the entire session. Then I pick a topic, I write about it, and you answer it, attempting to match or better me. Repeat until someone gives up, has carpal tunnel, obviously can't keep up, or a tie is declared. There is no specific judging criteria aside from the above, and this competition is not decided by any single post or criteria - it is an overall test of if you can think, or not. K-Zoners all are witnesses, and posts can published later on the Grist Mill bulletin board if you want. Bring a sharp #2 pencil and a pocket protector.

Put up or shut up!!!!!!!!!!

OK, in the most recent session, Highway Star has:

* Called out an alias that revels in secrecy and will never show himself, yet expects to somehow delare victory.
* Showed a willingness to intentionally expose others to deliberate high risk of injury.
* Displayed a complete lack of awareness on how stupid this looks to the rest of us.
* Expects us to think more of him by his denigrating others.
* Backpedals furiously at every twist from Humpty.
* However, this has provided some minimal, if not tedious, entertainment.

Humpty has:

* Posted with consistent fascination on ball tongueing, bodily funtions, and condiments. However, he has also
* Outwitted Highway Star at every turn.
* Drawn out Highway Star every time he posts something lame, which although is repetitive, saves the rest of us from doing it.
* Refrained from drawing a single map with 8x10 photos and arrows and labels on every one.

"and there's the bell, Ding Ding, round 3 begins..."

[skialta]

Someone's been watching their copy of "Better Off Dead" waaaaaaaaaaay too much!!

"HE'S SKIING ON ONE SKI!"

[summitchallenger]

This is a joke, right???

[Killington Koyote]

Pronounced with the UMPTY, Oh ladies how I like to funk thee.......
I once got busy in a burger king bath room....

RIDE ON HUMPTY!!!!!!!!!!

[JB007]

Hey "Highway Tar". I bet you spend hours fantacising about getting even with all those kids that made fun of you in 5th grade recess don't you

[Token_Boarder]

How come I think this will end with someone miraculously pulling their underwear off without taking their paints down?

[Humpty Dumpty]

Pronounced with the UMPTY, Oh ladies how I like to funk thee.......
I once got busy in a burger king bath room....

RIDE ON HUMPTY!!!!!!!!!!

Oh oh oh, do me baby!

And Token Boarder, nice Zoolander reference. You might be on to something. Although, I think Highway Star might have the advantage in that competition, cause he has a vagina, not a penis; ie, less resistance.

Ballstein, out.

[Highway Star]

Still calling you out, coward....

[Highway Star]

POST OFF RULES:

Post-off rules: The post-off is a challenge to test one's overall thinking and writing ablity. I am the challenger, you are the challenged. As the challenged, you pick the subject/topic, and get to post about it first. I follow, and attempt to roughly match or surpass your thoughts, writing style and speed, for the entire session. Then I pick a topic, I write about it, and you answer it, attempting to match or better me. Repeat until someone gives up, has carpal tunnel, obviously can't keep up, or a tie is declared. There is no specific judging criteria aside from the above, and this competition is not decided by any single post or criteria - it is an overall test of if you can think, or not. K-Zoners all are witnesses, and posts can published later on the Grist Mill bulletin board if you want. Bring a sharp #2 pencil and a pocket protector.

Put up or shut up!!!!!!!!!!

OK, in the most recent session, Highway Star has:

* Called out an alias that revels in secrecy and will never show himself, yet expects to somehow delare victory.
* Showed a willingness to intentionally expose others to deliberate high risk of injury.
* Displayed a complete lack of awareness on how stupid this looks to the rest of us.
* Expects us to think more of him by his denigrating others.
* Backpedals furiously at every twist from Humpty.
* However, this has provided some minimal, if not tedious, entertainment.

Humpty has:

* Posted with consistent fascination on ball tongueing, bodily funtions, and condiments. However, he has also
* Outwitted Highway Star at every turn.
* Drawn out Highway Star every time he posts something lame, which although is repetitive, saves the rest of us from doing it.
* Refrained from drawing a single map with 8x10 photos and arrows and labels on every one.

"and there's the bell, Ding Ding, round 3 begins..."

Question....how gay do you think I think you are? Really...

Because, I could care less what some dork (or bunch of dorks) on the internet think of me. I don't want your approval.....if I had it, I'd be doing something wrong.

[Mister Moose]

Question....how gay do you think I think you are? Really...

Because, I could care less what some dork (or bunch of dorks) on the internet think of me. I don't want your approval.....if I had it, I'd be doing something wrong.

I'm sure you think I'm at least as gay as anyone who has so far confronted you and has been identified by you as gay.

If you don't want my, or any of our approval, then why are you publicly calling anyone out to a ski off? Is there any other person or group outside of K-Zone that knows about Humpty, and therefore would be interested in the outcome of this contest? Isn't our approval (in the form of respect for your burly skiing ability) exactly part of what you seek?

I don't want your approval

Me thinks thou doth protest too much.

.....if I had it, I'd be doing something wrong.

Please explain. And see if you can express yourself without calling me gay, a dork, or challenging me to a ski off.

[Highway Star]

Question....how gay do you think I think you are? Really...

Because, I could care less what some dork (or bunch of dorks) on the internet think of me. I don't want your approval.....if I had it, I'd be doing something wrong.

I'm sure you think I'm at least as gay as anyone who has so far confronted you and has been identified by you as gay.

If you don't want my, or any of our approval, then why are you publicly calling anyone out to a ski off? Is there any other person or group outside of K-Zone that knows about Humpty, and therefore would be interested in the outcome of this contest? Isn't our approval (in the form of respect for your burly skiing ability) exactly part of what you seek?

I don't want your approval

Me thinks thou doth protest too much.

.....if I had it, I'd be doing something wrong.

Please explain. And see if you can avoid calling me gay, a dork, or challenging me to a ski off.

Sure, very simple really.....you're lame, in real life.

Get it?

[Mister Moose]

Sure, very simple really.....you're lame, in real life.

Get it?

Have you ever met me in real life?

Is your only response another insult?

[Highway Star]

Sure, very simple really.....you're lame, in real life.

Get it?

Have you ever met me in real life?

Is your only response another insult?

I didn't ask for you to post in this thread, I'll insult you if I want.