HUMPTY DUMPTY!! CALLING YOU OUT FOR A SKI OFF!!!!

[Stormchaser]

Nah Nah Na Nah Na

I will write you a prescription for Ritalin,
See me at the 10.

Can I get one?

[Mister Moose]

Sure, very simple really.....you're lame, in real life.

Get it?

Have you ever met me in real life?

Is your only response another insult?

I didn't ask for you to post in this thread, I'll insult you if I want.

Yes, we know you can insult me, and in any other thread, not just this one. That wasn't the question.

The question(s) is:
If you don't want my, or any of our approval, then why are you publicly calling anyone out to a ski off? Is there any other person or group outside of K-Zone that knows about Humpty, and therefore would be interested in the outcome of this contest? Isn't our approval (in the form of respect for your burly skiing ability) exactly part of what you seek?

This is 3 questions, because I broke it down for you into the relevant parts since you seem to have trouble answering. Maybe you should try them one at a time, with actual answers.

[Highway Star]

Sure, very simple really.....you're lame, in real life.

Get it?

Have you ever met me in real life?

Is your only response another insult?

I didn't ask for you to post in this thread, I'll insult you if I want.

Yes, we know you can insult me, and in any other thread, not just this one. That wasn't the question.

The question(s) is:
If you don't want my, or any of our approval, then why are you publicly calling anyone out to a ski off? Is there any other person or group outside of K-Zone that knows about Humpty, and therefore would be interested in the outcome of this contest? Isn't our approval (in the form of respect for your burly skiing ability) exactly part of what you seek?

This is 3 questions, because I broke it down for you into the relevant parts since you seem to have trouble answering. Maybe you should try them one at a time, with actual answers.

I don't have to answer your questions either, chump. Figure it out for yourself.

[Mister Moose]

I don't have to answer your questions either, chump. Figure it out for yourself.

In your own words,

ANSWER THE CALLOUT, COWARD!!!!!!

It isn't about my figuring it out. It's about you explaining your own statements and actions.

If you don't answer me, then why should Humpty answer the callout? The challenger is not willing to answer a few questions?

Sorry, but we're up to 5 questions now.

[icedtea]

Or down to Rt4, and whoever has the balls or stupidity to straight line Valley Plunge and spread eagle into the Skyeship lodge wins...

tried that once.. thick glass.

[Highway Star]

I don't have to answer your questions either, chump. Figure it out for yourself.

In your own words,

ANSWER THE CALLOUT, COWARD!!!!!!

It isn't about my figuring it out. It's about you explaining your own statements and actions.

If you don't answer me, then why should Humpty answer the callout? The challenger is not willing to answer a few questions?

Sorry, but we're up to 5 questions now.

Godfuc-kingdamnit you're dense.....

Look dude, if you haven't caught the drift by now, I call people out when I think they wouldn't have the balls to say something in person that they say on here, or when I think their level of sking ablity can't keep up with their mouth.

Humpty Dumpty is a coward, attacking and insulting people while hiding behind an alias.


I may be a dick on here sometimes, and display a certain amount of ego, dickwaving, etc.............but I can back it up, in spades, and will be happy to do so any damn time anybody wants. Some people here know who I am already, and that's fine. But I intentionally try to keep my identity on the down low, since I don't want everybody on here ID'ing me on the mountain all the time. But, if you ski Killington on the weekends fairly often in the last two years, and are paying attention, there is an excellent chance you've seen me ski.

[Vinny Vincenzo]

Hi-weigh-tard, you need to worry about losing your virginity (to a woman), not calling out Humpty. You're such a douchenozzle.

[Highway Star]

Hi-weigh-tard, you need to worry about losing your virginity (to a woman), not calling out Humpty. You're such a douchenozzle.

See......I can tell you're just begging for a callout, aren't you? But you're too much of a little pussy to answer it, and you're too pathetic in you smack talk you be legitimately annoying.....so it's not really worth the effort on my part....sorry, dildo.

[Eski]

... Some people here know who I am already, and that's fine. But I intentionally try to keep my identity on the down low, since I don't want everybody on here ID'ing me on the mountain all the time. But, if you ski Killington on the weekends fairly often in the last two years, and are paying attention, there is an excellent chance you've seen me ski.

interesting:

"One popular usage of the Down-low is to describe discreet sexual behavior, particularly that of people in relationships that are involved with others outside that relationship without the consent of their partner.

In recent years, in the gay community the down-low often refers to married men, or men professing to be heterosexual having sex with other men, but who identify themselves as neither homosexual nor bisexual due to being in the closet. Many homosexual men use the term down-low to refer to their choice not to broadcast their sexual preference.

Among some sectors of male sub-culture (called "men on the DL" or "down-low"), same-sex sexual behavior is sometimes viewed as solely for physical pleasure. Men on the "down-low" may engage in regular, secret sex acts with other men while continuing sexual and romantic relationships with women. Some have argued that being openly gay may lead to considerable stigma in communities where traditional family behavior is greatly valued, thus leading men to engage in male-to-male sex in secret while publicly maintaining heterosexual relationships"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Down-low

[Highway Star]

... Some people here know who I am already, and that's fine. But I intentionally try to keep my identity on the down low, since I don't want everybody on here ID'ing me on the mountain all the time. But, if you ski Killington on the weekends fairly often in the last two years, and are paying attention, there is an excellent chance you've seen me ski.

interesting:

"One popular usage of the Down-low is to describe discreet sexual behavior, particularly that of people in relationships that are involved with others outside that relationship without the consent of their partner.

In recent years, in the gay community the down-low often refers to married men, or men professing to be heterosexual having sex with other men, but who identify themselves as neither homosexual nor bisexual due to being in the closet. Many homosexual men use the term down-low to refer to their choice not to broadcast their sexual preference.

Among some sectors of male sub-culture (called "men on the DL" or "down-low"), same-sex sexual behavior is sometimes viewed as solely for physical pleasure. Men on the "down-low" may engage in regular, secret sex acts with other men while continuing sexual and romantic relationships with women. Some have argued that being openly gay may lead to considerable stigma in communities where traditional family behavior is greatly valued, thus leading men to engage in male-to-male sex in secret while publicly maintaining heterosexual relationships"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Down-low

Funny.....thanks for that, had no idea. ROFL.

I'm using the general, mainstream, heterosexual useage of the saying....."low key", "secret", etc......no implied gayness.

[Vinny Vincenzo]

Hi-weigh-tard, you need to worry about losing your virginity (to a woman), not calling out Humpty. You're such a douchenozzle.

See......I can tell you're just begging for a callout, aren't you? But you're too much of a little pussy to answer it, and you're too pathetic in you smack talk you be legitimately annoying.....so it's not really worth the effort on my part....sorry, dildo.

Sure, where and when?

[Highway Star]

Hi-weigh-tard, you need to worry about losing your virginity (to a woman), not calling out Humpty. You're such a douchenozzle.

See......I can tell you're just begging for a callout, aren't you? But you're too much of a little pussy to answer it, and you're too pathetic in you smack talk you be legitimately annoying.....so it's not really worth the effort on my part....sorry, dildo.

Sure, where and when?

Sorry, I haven't called you out.......

Would you care to call me out? You have to make your own thread for the callout.

Keep in mind, with traditional ski-off rules, if you call me out, I get first line/route choice (and get to ski first). EVERYTHING reasonably accessable from Killington resort is fair game, closed or not.....so keep that in mind.

So........?

[Vinny Vincenzo]

Hi-weigh-tard, you need to worry about losing your virginity (to a woman), not calling out Humpty. You're such a douchenozzle.

See......I can tell you're just begging for a callout, aren't you? But you're too much of a little pussy to answer it, and you're too pathetic in you smack talk you be legitimately annoying.....so it's not really worth the effort on my part....sorry, dildo.

Sure, where and when?

Sorry, I haven't called you out.......

Would you care to call me out? You have to make your own thread for the callout.

Keep in mind, with traditional ski-off rules, if you call me out, I get first line/route choice (and get to ski first). EVERYTHING reasonably accessable from Killington resort is fair game, closed or not.....so keep that in mind.

So........?

Does the race start with you face in a snow bank?

[summitchallenger]

Sheesh. The only thing I can think of to say.

Any familiar faces?

[subdude]

THis Highway Star is a weird fella.