HUMPTY DUMPTY!! CALLING YOU OUT FOR A SKI OFF!!!!

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Highway Star
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Vinny Vincenzo wrote:
Highway Star wrote:
Vinny Vincenzo wrote:
Highway Star wrote:
Vinny Vincenzo wrote:Hi-weigh-tard, you need to worry about losing your virginity (to a woman), not calling out Humpty. You're such a douchenozzle.
See......I can tell you're just begging for a callout, aren't you? But you're too much of a little pussy to answer it, and you're too pathetic in you smack talk you be legitimately annoying.....so it's not really worth the effort on my part....sorry, dildo.
Sure, where and when?
Sorry, I haven't called you out.......

Would you care to call me out? You have to make your own thread for the callout.

Keep in mind, with traditional ski-off rules, if you call me out, I get first line/route choice (and get to ski first). EVERYTHING reasonably accessable from Killington resort is fair game, closed or not.....so keep that in mind.

So........?
Does the race start with you face in a snow bank?
Nope.

Are you calling me out, or what????
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"The key is to not be lame, and know it, and not give a rat's @$$ what anybody thinks......that's real cool." - Highway Star http://goo.gl/xJxo34" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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"I have a tiny penis...." - C-Rex

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ESKI - Nice catch.
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Highway Star: Americas Next Top Faggot

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Highway Star, When you were born something terrible happened, you lived. I don't know what makes you tick, but I hope it's a time bomb. Challenging people to ski offs? Did you play too much dungeons and dragons when you were a kid? Did daddy rape you and your pet chihuahua? I hope the thing exploded all over the place. Thats probably why you're scared and f*** up permanently in the mind isn't it? Or is it that your parents are siblings, after reading all of the useless, childless sh*t that you have posted, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest. Someday I hope you find yourself, if and when you do, I think you will be very disappointed.

Here's a big f*** YOU and I hope your fingers fall off next time you spend your "personal" time with your cousin. :idea:
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TKittle88 wrote:Highway Star, When you were born something terrible happened, you lived. I don't know what makes you tick, but I hope it's a time bomb. Challenging people to ski offs? Did you play too much dungeons and dragons when you were a kid? Did daddy rape you and your pet chihuahua? I hope the thing exploded all over the place. Thats probably why you're scared and f*** up permanently in the mind isn't it? Or is it that your parents are siblings, after reading all of the useless, childless sh*t that you have posted, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest. Someday I hope you find yourself, if and when you do, I think you will be very disappointed.

Here's a big f*** YOU and I hope your fingers fall off next time you spend your "personal" time with your cousin. :idea:
this is the post of the day, if not the month. good stuff, keep it up...
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Post by Vinny Vincenzo »

Highway Star wrote:
Vinny Vincenzo wrote:
Highway Star wrote:
Vinny Vincenzo wrote:
Highway Star wrote: See......I can tell you're just begging for a callout, aren't you? But you're too much of a little pussy to answer it, and you're too pathetic in you smack talk you be legitimately annoying.....so it's not really worth the effort on my part....sorry, dildo.
Sure, where and when?
Sorry, I haven't called you out.......

Would you care to call me out? You have to make your own thread for the callout.

Keep in mind, with traditional ski-off rules, if you call me out, I get first line/route choice (and get to ski first). EVERYTHING reasonably accessable from Killington resort is fair game, closed or not.....so keep that in mind.

So........?
Does the race start with you face in a snow bank?
Nope.

Are you calling me out, or what????
You think you can beat me at something? Downhill, trees, full contact slalom? I can resist the temptation to pound on you for a 1/2 hour, but not much longer than that.
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Re: Highway Star: Americas Next Top Faggot

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TKittle88 wrote:Highway Star, When you were born something terrible happened, you lived. I don't know what makes you tick, but I hope it's a time bomb. Challenging people to ski offs? Did you play too much dungeons and dragons when you were a kid? Did daddy rape you and your pet chihuahua? I hope the thing exploded all over the place. Thats probably why you're scared and f*** up permanently in the mind isn't it? Or is it that your parents are siblings, after reading all of the useless, childless sh*t that you have posted, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest. Someday I hope you find yourself, if and when you do, I think you will be very disappointed.

Here's a big f*** YOU and I hope your fingers fall off next time you spend your "personal" time with your cousin. :idea:
Lick my nutsack.... :roll:
"I'M YELLING BECAUSE YOU DID SOMETHING COOL!" - Humpty Dumpty

"Kzone should bill you for the bandwidth you waste writing novels to try and prove a point, but end up just looking like a deranged narcissistic fool." - Deadheadskier at madhatter

"The key is to not be lame, and know it, and not give a rat's @$$ what anybody thinks......that's real cool." - Highway Star http://goo.gl/xJxo34" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

"I am one of the coolest people on the internet..." - Highway Star

"I have a tiny penis...." - C-Rex

XtremeJibber2001 - THE MAIN STREAM MEDIA HAS YOU COMPLETELY HYPNOTIZED. PLEASE WAKE UP AND LEARN HOW TO FILTER REALITY FROM BS NARRATIVES.

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Post by Steve »

he has a point, you know. I wonder if this obsession you have with proving how good a skier you are has something to do with childhood inferiorities.

you're an adult now, dude. deal with it.

-steve
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right on Steve....isn't the whole point about the mountain is pushing yourself against yourself and having a great time with awesome buddies. i wish everyone can have the camaraderie with their buddies as I have gotten through riding!!

And mostly riding at K!
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Think at this point Height/Weight-Tard will be skiing fast to keep from getting beat up rather than winning some kind of ski off.
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Steve wrote:he has a point, you know. I wonder if this obsession you have with proving how good a skier you are has something to do with childhood inferiorities.

you're an adult now, dude. deal with it.

-steve
Not enough acknowledgement from Daddy as a child, resulting in feelings of inadequacy and low self esteem and homoness.
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Humpty Dumpty was a big fat egg
He was playing the wall then he broke his leg
Tossed it out the window three minutes hot
Hit the Rastaman he said "bloodclot"
Which came first the chicken or the egg
I egged the chicken and then I ate his leg
Riding the trains in between cars
When I pull out the station "you're gonna get yours"
Drive by eggings plaguing L.A.
"Yo they just got my little cousin ese"
Sometimes hard boiled sometimes runny Ray
Comes from a chicken not a bunny dummy
People laugh, it's no joke
My name's Yauch and I'm throwing the yoke
"Now they got me in a cell" but I don't care
It was then that I caught catching people out there
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Humpty Dumpty wrote:
Steve wrote:he has a point, you know. I wonder if this obsession you have with proving how good a skier you are has something to do with childhood inferiorities.

you're an adult now, dude. deal with it.

-steve
Not enough acknowledgement from Daddy as a child, resulting in feelings of inadequacy and low self esteem and homoness.
Last chance for the season this weekend!!!!

I'm STILL CALLING YOU OUT LITTLE BITCH!!!!!
"I'M YELLING BECAUSE YOU DID SOMETHING COOL!" - Humpty Dumpty

"Kzone should bill you for the bandwidth you waste writing novels to try and prove a point, but end up just looking like a deranged narcissistic fool." - Deadheadskier at madhatter

"The key is to not be lame, and know it, and not give a rat's @$$ what anybody thinks......that's real cool." - Highway Star http://goo.gl/xJxo34" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

"I am one of the coolest people on the internet..." - Highway Star

"I have a tiny penis...." - C-Rex

XtremeJibber2001 - THE MAIN STREAM MEDIA HAS YOU COMPLETELY HYPNOTIZED. PLEASE WAKE UP AND LEARN HOW TO FILTER REALITY FROM BS NARRATIVES.

"Your life is only interesting when you capture the best, fakest, most curated split second version." - Team Robot regarding Instagram posters
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I nominate this entire thread be moved to the recycle bin.
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RedRider wrote:I nominate this entire thread be moved to the recycle bin.
or, the yet to implemented "best of" section...
he would shove your ass so far up your ass and stuff! -thejet61 10/2/09

If a snowboarder is in front of me or to the side I assume the slobbering moron will cut from one side of the trail to the other -GSKI 1/17/12
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