HUMPTY DUMPTY!! CALLING YOU OUT FOR A SKI OFF!!!!

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G-smashed wrote:Hey dickbreath! Why don't you call me out? Wouldn't it make you feel like a real man to beat a fat, drunk, 57 year old guy down SS?
I will be out with my camera looking for you and the world will see your face right here after that. I will then send it to the management of Stowe, Sugarbush, Kmart, and anywhere else that you think you can BS your way into along with a collection of some of your more asinine posts that I have saved. You won't be able to get a job picking up dog sh*t in ski country when I'm through. All I have to do is stand by the SS chair until you show up Kev. I'll be waiting. OR you can just shut up and go away.

I'll pay $.10 to the first person that can tell me Kevin's full name and $1.00 to the first one that tells me where he works!

Found this on U Tube, must be HS, looks like his avatar:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVsV2EFvDkM
2 hours and 10-minute drive to K
2024/2025 Ski Days: 35 days for the season
Killington: 11/14 (Day One), 12/23, 1/6, 1/10, 1/13,1/23, 2/5, 2/10, 2/19, 2/28, 3/11, 3/27, 4/20
Loon: 12/13, 12/20, 12/25, 1/8, 1/13, 1/15, 1/21, 1/27, 2/4, 2/12, 2/24, 3/13, 3/19, 4/11
Sunday River:3/4
Sugarloaf:
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Big Bob wrote:
G-smashed wrote:Hey dickbreath! Why don't you call me out? Wouldn't it make you feel like a real man to beat a fat, drunk, 57 year old guy down SS?
I will be out with my camera looking for you and the world will see your face right here after that. I will then send it to the management of Stowe, Sugarbush, Kmart, and anywhere else that you think you can BS your way into along with a collection of some of your more asinine posts that I have saved. You won't be able to get a job picking up dog sh*t in ski country when I'm through. All I have to do is stand by the SS chair until you show up Kev. I'll be waiting. OR you can just shut up and go away.

I'll pay $.10 to the first person that can tell me Kevin's full name and $1.00 to the first one that tells me where he works!

Found this on U Tube, must be HS, looks like his avatar:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVsV2EFvDkM
looks like his avatar to me too... also mentions stowe... Btw I dont know Highway Star, but I like him from what I know of him on here...
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He is just as well liked over here also:http://forums.epicski.com/showthread.php?t=53499
2 hours and 10-minute drive to K
2024/2025 Ski Days: 35 days for the season
Killington: 11/14 (Day One), 12/23, 1/6, 1/10, 1/13,1/23, 2/5, 2/10, 2/19, 2/28, 3/11, 3/27, 4/20
Loon: 12/13, 12/20, 12/25, 1/8, 1/13, 1/15, 1/21, 1/27, 2/4, 2/12, 2/24, 3/13, 3/19, 4/11
Sunday River:3/4
Sugarloaf:
Cannon:12/05, 1/17, 1/24, 1/31, 2/21, 2/26, 3/14, 3/25
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He is just as well liked over here also:http://forums.epicski.com/showthread.php?t=53499
2 hours and 10-minute drive to K
2024/2025 Ski Days: 35 days for the season
Killington: 11/14 (Day One), 12/23, 1/6, 1/10, 1/13,1/23, 2/5, 2/10, 2/19, 2/28, 3/11, 3/27, 4/20
Loon: 12/13, 12/20, 12/25, 1/8, 1/13, 1/15, 1/21, 1/27, 2/4, 2/12, 2/24, 3/13, 3/19, 4/11
Sunday River:3/4
Sugarloaf:
Cannon:12/05, 1/17, 1/24, 1/31, 2/21, 2/26, 3/14, 3/25
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Looks like HS pissed some people off here also, could have the Feds knocking on his door soon!http://www.realskiers.com/pmtsforum/vie ... c&start=15
2 hours and 10-minute drive to K
2024/2025 Ski Days: 35 days for the season
Killington: 11/14 (Day One), 12/23, 1/6, 1/10, 1/13,1/23, 2/5, 2/10, 2/19, 2/28, 3/11, 3/27, 4/20
Loon: 12/13, 12/20, 12/25, 1/8, 1/13, 1/15, 1/21, 1/27, 2/4, 2/12, 2/24, 3/13, 3/19, 4/11
Sunday River:3/4
Sugarloaf:
Cannon:12/05, 1/17, 1/24, 1/31, 2/21, 2/26, 3/14, 3/25
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Holy sh*t batman, if you leaned back anymore you would snap your f-ing skis.
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watched the vid on youtube.... thought it was funny that one of the next videos that popped up was titled "worms making love." roughly the same as what i just watched.

i particularly enjoyed the part at the end where whoever that was hunched over like they were puking up last nights tequila
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newpylong wrote:Holy sh*t batman, if you leaned back anymore you would snap your f-ing skis.
I broke those.
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"The key is to not be lame, and know it, and not give a rat's @$$ what anybody thinks......that's real cool." - Highway Star http://goo.gl/xJxo34" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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XtremeJibber2001 - THE MAIN STREAM MEDIA HAS YOU COMPLETELY HYPNOTIZED. PLEASE WAKE UP AND LEARN HOW TO FILTER REALITY FROM BS NARRATIVES.

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G-smashed wrote:Hey dickbreath! Why don't you call me out? Wouldn't it make you feel like a real man to beat a fat, drunk, 57 year old guy down SS?
I will be out with my camera looking for you and the world will see your face right here after that. I will then send it to the management of Stowe, Sugarbush, Kmart, and anywhere else that you think you can BS your way into along with a collection of some of your more asinine posts that I have saved. You won't be able to get a job picking up dog sh*t in ski country when I'm through. All I have to do is stand by the SS chair until you show up Kev. I'll be waiting. OR you can just shut up and go away.

I'll pay $.10 to the first person that can tell me Kevin's full name and $1.00 to the first one that tells me where he works!

Thanks for the newsflash, jackass......my boss and my boss's boss both know I'm slightly nuts, and I still have a job. :lol:

You think I want a job at a ski area? Get real..... :roll:
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"I'M YELLING BECAUSE YOU DID SOMETHING COOL!" - Humpty Dumpty

"Kzone should bill you for the bandwidth you waste writing novels to try and prove a point, but end up just looking like a deranged narcissistic fool." - Deadheadskier at madhatter

"The key is to not be lame, and know it, and not give a rat's @$$ what anybody thinks......that's real cool." - Highway Star http://goo.gl/xJxo34" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

"I am one of the coolest people on the internet..." - Highway Star

"I have a tiny penis...." - C-Rex

XtremeJibber2001 - THE MAIN STREAM MEDIA HAS YOU COMPLETELY HYPNOTIZED. PLEASE WAKE UP AND LEARN HOW TO FILTER REALITY FROM BS NARRATIVES.

"Your life is only interesting when you capture the best, fakest, most curated split second version." - Team Robot regarding Instagram posters
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Highway Star wrote:
newpylong wrote:Holy sh*t batman, if you leaned back anymore you would snap your f-ing skis.
I broke those.
Yeah, watching your vids does not really cause me to quiver at my knees. You really are not as good as you think you are.

See my sig below...

ANSWER THE CALL OUT PUSSY!!!!!!

ps: please don't throw a rolling eye nuke post. It might make my lower lip quiver in anguish.

pps: you sir, suck...literally and figuratively.

Mister Moose, out.
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Humpty Dumpty wrote:
Highway Star wrote:
newpylong wrote:Holy sh*t batman, if you leaned back anymore you would snap your f-ing skis.
I broke those.
Yeah, watching your vids does not really cause me to quiver at my knees. You really are not as good as you think you are.

See my sig below...

ANSWER THE CALL OUT PUSSY!!!!!!

ps: please don't throw a rolling eye nuke post. It might make my lower lip quiver in anguish.

pps: you sir, suck...literally and figuratively.

Mister Moose, out.
I'M SORRY, BUT YOU ARE MISSING RULE #1 OF THE CALL-OUT:

1. YOU MUST ANSWER A CALLOUT, BEFORE YOU ARE ALLOWED TO COUNTER-CALL-OUT......little bitche.

:lol:
"I'M YELLING BECAUSE YOU DID SOMETHING COOL!" - Humpty Dumpty

"Kzone should bill you for the bandwidth you waste writing novels to try and prove a point, but end up just looking like a deranged narcissistic fool." - Deadheadskier at madhatter

"The key is to not be lame, and know it, and not give a rat's @$$ what anybody thinks......that's real cool." - Highway Star http://goo.gl/xJxo34" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

"I am one of the coolest people on the internet..." - Highway Star

"I have a tiny penis...." - C-Rex

XtremeJibber2001 - THE MAIN STREAM MEDIA HAS YOU COMPLETELY HYPNOTIZED. PLEASE WAKE UP AND LEARN HOW TO FILTER REALITY FROM BS NARRATIVES.

"Your life is only interesting when you capture the best, fakest, most curated split second version." - Team Robot regarding Instagram posters
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i was ready for the backflip at any moment in that video...
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Post by Keithus »

Why not compromise between a ski-off and a beat down?

Rounds start at the top of Superstar with no poles.
Punching and ramming/tackling only; no kicking or biting.
Ringside judges will be riding the SS lift and scoring for power shots, style, and aggressiveness towards both your opponent and the hill.


or you could just rochambeau for it with "South Park" rules.
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Big Bob wrote:
G-smashed wrote:Hey dickbreath! Why don't you call me out? Wouldn't it make you feel like a real man to beat a fat, drunk, 57 year old guy down SS?
I will be out with my camera looking for you and the world will see your face right here after that. I will then send it to the management of Stowe, Sugarbush, Kmart, and anywhere else that you think you can BS your way into along with a collection of some of your more asinine posts that I have saved. You won't be able to get a job picking up dog sh*t in ski country when I'm through. All I have to do is stand by the SS chair until you show up Kev. I'll be waiting. OR you can just shut up and go away.

I'll pay $.10 to the first person that can tell me Kevin's full name and $1.00 to the first one that tells me where he works!

Found this on U Tube, must be HS, looks like his avatar:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVsV2EFvDkM
Thats TOTALLY him...TOOO FUNNY...

And you think you can ski HS??? Holy cow....I wish I was there to actually DO a ski off....oh RIIIIGGGHHHT....snowsheds closed....oh well maybe next year Highway....

Waiit a hot minute here...you aren't "gunny highway" from Heartbreak Ridge are you??? Cmon now...fess up..

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