Are You a Homosexual???

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Are You a Homosexual???

Post by Humpty Dumpty »

ski, junior, tellitlikeitis, skiingsnow and snowjob, please answer the question...HONESTLY! My gaydar goes into hyperdrive anytime one of you queens posts. There is much gayness amongst you. Please advise, so I don't catch the HIV from you people.

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While the question was not directed at me, I will admit to being a Homosexual:

you must read the following to the last panel.

http://spookgroup.tripod.com/id24.html
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Young man, you have no manners and are possibly the rudest person I have ever met. I get a headache just thinking of your inuendo. Oh the pain, the pain!

If you're worried about contracting HIV then play it safe and just TMB.

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i'm gay
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out
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If PC is out, then I'm out too.
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I'm gay too!
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I would suggest never touching any doorknobs or shaking any men's hands. Move to Montana, where they once boasted themselves as the "AIDS-Free State". That should quell your fear about getting HIV. Because you should know that if you READ anything on this website written by anyone you suspect of being homosexual, you are at great risk of contracting HIV.

Whenever you meet any male (or maybe to be completely fair, let's include females too) you should preface your introduction to anyone with the extremely polite and entirely socially appropriate question: "Are you a homosexual?" That should score you lots of points in everyone's 'book'.

In fact, let's re-word the question you should ask: "Are you now, or ever have been, a 'homosexual'?"
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Man I was drunk when I wrote that. I don't even remember doing so. My apologies to all you gay people...especially you Stache and Dick Simmons.

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Humpty Dumpty wrote:Man I was drunk when I wrote that. I don't even remember doing so. My apologies to all you gay people...especially you Stache and Dick Simmons.

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speaking of dick simmons. whatever happened to richie????
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I didn't say I was Gay.

Did you follow the link and read the comic?

I said I was a homosexual, I am a Lesbian trapped in a Man's body.
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