Time to sacrifice a virgin

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Time to sacrifice a virgin

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Need to take drastic measures.Where is the bonfire going to be held and do we have enough virgins? Enough is enough. NO MORE R+A+I+N. No more warm weather. I want a consistently cold weather pattern to set in with abundant snow forecasted--if not a downright, snow only, (No ice please) blizzard - like 5-6 feet worth STAT.
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Re: Time to sacrifice a virgin

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where is the virgin connie swalle?
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clearly ullr was displeased with the sacrifice of this particular virgin. there are no shortcuts people ...
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Re: Time to sacrifice a virgin

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skiadikt wrote:clearly ullr was displeased with the sacrifice of this particular virgin. there are no shortcuts people ...
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Maybe Ullr was displeased because this particular vigin was satiated, not sacrificed.
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Re: Time to sacrifice a virgin

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laseranimal wrote:Image
:banana: That's what I'm talking about! Oh Yeah!
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BIG Fire!
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RustyK wrote:Image

BIG Fire!
RustyK! You Da Man! (though those flip flops and warm weather clothes may serve to make the snow gods angry....)
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Re: Time to sacrifice a virgin

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Ski Fetish wrote:
RustyK wrote:Image

BIG Fire!
RustyK! You Da Man! (though those flip flops and warm weather clothes may serve to make the snow gods angry....)

Picture is from a previous year so Rusty needs to burn some new stuff to make the gods happy now.
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Re: Time to sacrifice a virgin

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Did somebody say VIRGIN?

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Re: Time to sacrifice a virgin

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Apparently something is working flip flops or not. It be snowing steadily in K-Town.
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Re: Time to sacrifice a virgin

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Ski Fetish wrote:
RustyK wrote:Image

BIG Fire!
RustyK! You Da Man! (though those flip flops and warm weather clothes may serve to make the snow gods angry....)
Dude- burn the mandals!!!
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Re: Time to sacrifice a virgin

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Maybe we need to change the sacrifice. Seems we always burn SKIS. How about some old SNOW BOARDS.

Barnabus, you have enough junk boards for a private bonfire. Get to it. Please provide pictures.
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Re: Time to sacrifice a virgin

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Flakes were seen in NW Conn at noon today.
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Re: Time to sacrifice a virgin

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Mister Moose wrote:Flakes were seen in NW Conn at noon today.
Keene, NH too...according to my daughter's Facebook status. ; - )
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