Should I get another snowboard?

TrailRider · Post by **TrailRider** » Mar 8th, '05, 14:25

No. Do not buy another snowboard.

tyrolean_skier · Post by **tyrolean_skier** » Mar 8th, '05, 14:44

TrailRider wrote:No. Do not buy another snowboard.

He already did. You should have read the whole thread.

snowsprite · Post by **snowsprite** » Mar 8th, '05, 14:47

Looks like you guys owe Jon a beer...he seems to have set you up for some nice powder w/ this purchase!

Sprite

TrailRider · Post by **TrailRider** » Mar 8th, '05, 15:18

tyrolean_skier wrote:
TrailRider wrote:No. Do not buy another snowboard.
He already did. You should have read the whole thread.

Shucks, I'm too late. I should have read the whole thread.

DMC · Post by **DMC** » Mar 8th, '05, 15:22

TrailRider wrote:No. Do not buy another snowboard.

Why...? Did you want it?

Snowjob · Post by **Snowjob** » Mar 8th, '05, 23:03

alright - I've resisted up to this point, but this thread keeps coming to the top so here it is J4S.

By some real boards, like the rest of us, instead of that simian crap you're on now. HA!

DMC · Post by **DMC** » Mar 9th, '05, 13:01

Snowjob wrote:alright - I've resisted up to this point, but this thread keeps coming to the top so here it is J4S.

By some real boards, like the rest of us, instead of that simian crap you're on now. HA!

wow...
Lame - even as a joke...

Ride on borther!!! Don't let the Killington status quo keep you down!!!

tyrolean_skier · Post by **tyrolean_skier** » Mar 9th, '05, 14:04

DMC wrote:
Snowjob wrote:alright - I've resisted up to this point, but this thread keeps coming to the top so here it is J4S.

By some real boards, like the rest of us, instead of that simian crap you're on now. HA!
wow...
Lame - even as a joke...

Ride on borther!!! Don't let the Killington status quo keep you down!!!

Relax DMC - Snowjob owns the ski house Jon4snow is in and he skis with more often than not. They are good friends so this was definitely meant as a joke.

DMC · Post by **DMC** » Mar 9th, '05, 14:08

tyrolean_skier wrote:
DMC wrote:
Snowjob wrote:alright - I've resisted up to this point, but this thread keeps coming to the top so here it is J4S.

By some real boards, like the rest of us, instead of that simian crap you're on now. HA!
wow...
Lame - even as a joke...

Ride on borther!!! Don't let the Killington status quo keep you down!!!
Relax DMC - Snowjob owns the ski house Jon4snow is in and he skis with more often than not. They are good friends so this was definitely meant as a joke.

right...
Simian... monkey... I get it..

jon4snow · Post by **jon4snow** » Mar 10th, '05, 10:41

Snowjob wrote:alright - I've resisted up to this point, but this thread keeps coming to the top so here it is J4S.

By some real boards, like the rest of us, instead of that simian crap you're on now. HA!

Hmmm....

1) God (or whatever supreme being you do/don't belive in) creates trees
2) Monkey's climb the trees
3) Ski Monkeys chop down trees and build straight sticks
4) smarter monkeys realize that wider boards with some shape are more fun
5) silly ski monkeys drool, and reshape thier skis to look like skinny snowboards

Any questions?

KnuckleDragger · Post by **KnuckleDragger** » Mar 10th, '05, 10:47

jon4snow wrote:
Snowjob wrote:alright - I've resisted up to this point, but this thread keeps coming to the top so here it is J4S.

By some real boards, like the rest of us, instead of that simian crap you're on now. HA!
Hmmm....

1) God (or whatever supreme being you do/don't belive in) creates trees
2) Monkey's climb the trees
3) Ski Monkeys chop down trees and build straight sticks
4) smarter monkeys realize that wider boards with some shape are more fun
5) silly ski monkeys drool, and reshape thier skis to look like skinny snowboards

Any questions?

Nope. That about sums it up.

snowsprite · Post by **snowsprite** » Mar 10th, '05, 10:53

edited

Dr. NO · Post by **Dr. NO** » Mar 10th, '05, 10:58

KnuckleDragger wrote:
jon4snow wrote:
Snowjob wrote:alright - I've resisted up to this point, but this thread keeps coming to the top so here it is J4S.

By some real boards, like the rest of us, instead of that simian crap you're on now. HA!
Hmmm....

1) God (or whatever supreme being you do/don't belive in) creates trees
2) Monkey's climb the trees
3) Ski Monkeys chop down trees and build straight sticks
4) smarter monkeys realize that wider boards with some shape are more fun
5) silly ski monkeys drool, and reshape thier skis to look like skinny snowboards

Any questions?
Nope. That about sums it up.

smart monkeys drag knuckles and break wrists. Ski Monkeys take shapped skinny boards and make smart monkeys look tied down (freestylin). Other skinny monkeys free the heal and make both skinny monkeys with locked heal and smart monkeys look like asses.

jon4snow · Post by **jon4snow** » Mar 10th, '05, 11:25

snowsprite wrote:Okay this is it: we have reached point at which we declare a rumble -- skiers vs. knuckledraggers.

There will be a race off the magic carpet headwall next weekend at high noon. I'll be the chick in the capris waving the scarf at the starting line. Inevitably, one dude will crash into the netting and I'll sob dramatically at his tragic demise.

Then we all go to happy hour (didn't jenscats say she's buying?)!

Sprite

I'm in, I'll be wearing the metal spine guard with spikes to keep skiers from crashing into me

jon4snow · Post by **jon4snow** » Mar 10th, '05, 11:27

Dr. NO wrote: smart monkeys drag knuckles and break wrists. Ski Monkeys take shapped skinny boards and make smart monkeys look tied down (freestylin). Other skinny monkeys free the heal and make both skinny monkeys with locked heal and smart monkeys look like asses.

Well.. that's just natural selection... smarter Monkeys wear wrist guards.