I'm clipping my toenails today...

[Humpty Dumpty]

I will be on the back deck, in my boxers, clipping away so I can look flip flop sexy for the weekend.

Meanwhile, back at The Balls of Justice, our trio our superheros (skiersleft, mcguillicutty, skisteak1) are going for a mannie/peddie today. I don't want to say this is gay, because I may get a man purse to the face and/or a spider monkey attack reaction. Ghey? Maybe...butt still iffy. No, I'll just say metrosexual.

Have fun boys. Make sure they get those cuticles.

A bientot, with a limp wrist wave, out.

[McGillicutty]

Are you married?

[Humpty Dumpty]

Yes. To my 1080p 240 Hz television, my bartender, my couch and my mortgage. The rest is irrelevant, unless I am awaiting you making a point.

I had a can of Beeferoni for lunch...and it was glorious.

My ballz shall smell funky later, after more yard work, out.

[Bubba]

Yes. To my 1080p 240 Hz television, my bartender, my couch and my mortgage. The rest is irrelevant, unless I am awaiting you making a point.

I had a can of Beeferoni for lunch...and it was glorious.

My ballz shall smell funky later, after more yard work, out.

Whatever happened to your "fat as a pig" wife?

[McGillicutty]

Yes. To my 1080p 240 Hz television, my bartender, my couch and my mortgage. The rest is irrelevant, unless I am awaiting you making a point.

I had a can of Beeferoni for lunch...and it was glorious.

My ballz shall smell funky later, after more yard work, out.

Your not being married is just another clue to your identity.

Why will your balls be sweating? It is not very hot out. Do you have balls that sweat especially profusely and with particular ease?

[Humpty Dumpty]

Yes. To my 1080p 240 Hz television, my bartender, my couch and my mortgage. The rest is irrelevant, unless I am awaiting you making a point.

I had a can of Beeferoni for lunch...and it was glorious.

My ballz shall smell funky later, after more yard work, out.

Whatever happened to your "fat as a pig" wife?

Get it right...Fat pig o'wife. I don't know where she is. She's probably on the other side of the farm somewhere. All I know is that I better have a PBJ sandwich with crust cut off waiting for me when I get back to the kitchen. Otherwise.....









I'm gonna be hungry.

[McGillicutty]

Yes. To my 1080p 240 Hz television, my bartender, my couch and my mortgage. The rest is irrelevant, unless I am awaiting you making a point.

I had a can of Beeferoni for lunch...and it was glorious.

My ballz shall smell funky later, after more yard work, out.

Whatever happened to your "fat as a pig" wife?

Get it right...Fat pig o'wife. I don't know where she is. She's probably on the other side of the farm somewhere. All I know is that I better have a PBJ sandwich with crust cut off waiting for me when I get back to the kitchen. Otherwise.....

I'm gonna be hungry.

Humpty's wife was just a passing phase. As in, he only used her when he was trying to pass for Junior. The nasty lies you would tell caused many of us to dislike you.

[Humpty Dumpty]

Yes. To my 1080p 240 Hz television, my bartender, my couch and my mortgage. The rest is irrelevant, unless I am awaiting you making a point.

I had a can of Beeferoni for lunch...and it was glorious.

My ballz shall smell funky later, after more yard work, out.

Whatever happened to your "fat as a pig" wife?

Get it right...Fat pig o'wife. I don't know where she is. She's probably on the other side of the farm somewhere. All I know is that I better have a PBJ sandwich with crust cut off waiting for me when I get back to the kitchen. Otherwise.....

I'm gonna be hungry.

Humpty's wife was just a passing phase. As in, he only used her when he was trying to pass for Junior. The nasty lies you would tell caused many of us to dislike you.

Oh, I'm disliked by McGilligun. My day is ruined.

I shall return to my Pink Floyd listening now.

[McGillicutty]

Yes. To my 1080p 240 Hz television, my bartender, my couch and my mortgage. The rest is irrelevant, unless I am awaiting you making a point.

I had a can of Beeferoni for lunch...and it was glorious.

My ballz shall smell funky later, after more yard work, out.

Your not being married is just another clue to your identity.

Why will your balls be sweating? It is not very hot out. Do you have balls that sweat especially profusely and with particular ease?

What about your sweaty balls? Inquiring minds want to know.

[Humpty Dumpty]

Yes. To my 1080p 240 Hz television, my bartender, my couch and my mortgage. The rest is irrelevant, unless I am awaiting you making a point.

I had a can of Beeferoni for lunch...and it was glorious.

My ballz shall smell funky later, after more yard work, out.

Your not being married is just another clue to your identity.

Why will your balls be sweating? It is not very hot out. Do you have balls that sweat especially profusely and with particular ease?

What about your sweaty balls? Inquiring minds want to know.

I'm not really finding you entertaining. Go back to your room, put on your big boy pants and cum back with your "A" game. I'm willing to spar, butt so far, you suck.

I'll be offline for awhile as I help a neighbor. However, I'll be anxiously waiting with baited breath to get back to my cumputer to see what your "A" game is.

Oh, and by the way, now I have swamp ass, aka, Congo Butt. It happens when you put in a hard day's work outside. Have you put one in lately?

Suck on my chocolate saltly ballz. PUT EM IN YOUR MOUTH!. put em in your mouth.

Chef, out.

[McGillicutty]

You are willing to spar, but only at your own game. When will you understand that my game is not the same as yours? You attack people, I delve into your true identity. If that isn't what you want, then stop attacking people. It really is that simple.

In terms of humor I'll ask a question. Can you be funny without being dirty? You're good with foul mouthed stuff, but it takes a truly funny person to be able to keep it clean.

So, it isn't too hot to be working outside today?

[Humpty Dumpty]

You are willing to spar, but only at your own game. When will you understand that my game is not the same as yours? You attack people, I delve into your true identity. If that isn't what you want, then stop attacking people. It really is that simple.

In terms of humor I'll ask a question. Can you be funny without being dirty? You're good with foul mouthed stuff, but it takes a truly funny person to be able to keep it clean.

So, it isn't too hot to be working outside today?

I am hairy like a gorilla, married to an Italian woman. My house got washed out during Hurricane Irene. I like to mountain bike. I am a no show guido from Long Island. And at least I am fun knee. What are you bringing to the table? So far, not much.

I told you to go put your big boy pants on and bring you "A" game. Is the above all I can expect?

Do you wear a bow tie to work?

One hairy gonad peeking out through my shorts, out.

[Guy in Shorts]

Your not being married is just another clue to your identity.

Why the quest to ID Humpty?

Will it bring fulfillment to your life?

Will it solve world hunger?

Would the Kzone as we know it be a better place if Humpty's true identity were reveled?

Just asking.

[Bubba]

You are willing to spar, but only at your own game. When will you understand that my game is not the same as yours? You attack people, I delve into your true identity. If that isn't what you want, then stop attacking people. It really is that simple.

In terms of humor I'll ask a question. Can you be funny without being dirty? You're good with foul mouthed stuff, but it takes a truly funny person to be able to keep it clean.

So, it isn't too hot to be working outside today?

I am hairy like a gorilla, married to an Italian woman. My house got washed out during Hurricane Irene. I like to mountain bike. I am a no show guido from Long Island. And at least I am fun knee. What are you bringing to the table? So far, not much.

I told you to go put your big boy pants on and bring you "A" game. Is the above all I can expect?

Do you wear a bow tie to work?

One hairy gonad peeking out through my shorts, out.

Whatever happened to the toll booth job in CT?

[skidogg]

it r*ined in ct too