Stop saying "Howdy Beast Fans" in the report.

[rogman]

So, Sorry Rogman, Killington has got to fix this; you can't have wrong lift/trail information on the App.

You can’t? Then why can I literally hear “Hold my beer” from the admin building?

[ski]

Heyo, Beast fans. If you need a definition of "wind scoured", we have that for you . . .

areas may be wind scoured, meaning they have less snow that was able to stick to the ground.

[Captain Hafski]

Gotta love the late day report today K sent out [just before MLK weekend] talking about the 10" new snow and no mention of anything else that might have happened.

[skiadikt]

Gotta love the late day report today K sent out [just before MLK weekend] talking about the 10" new snow and no mention of anything else that might have happened.

been going on forever. i remember way back in the steve wright days and all you had was the snow phone. they had received 8" on thursday and that's all he was raving about in his friday afternoon report. leave nyc thinking about that snow and it's pouring all the way. but k got 8" right! still pouring when we got to our ski house. no mention of the r*in. froze solid overnight. it's often what they omit to tell you.

[MrsG]

Gotta love the late day report today K sent out [just before MLK weekend] talking about the 10" new snow and no mention of anything else that might have happened.

been going on forever. i remember way back in the steve wright days and all you had was the snow phone. they had received 8" on thursday and that's all he was raving about in his friday afternoon report. leave nyc thinking about that snow and it's pouring all the way. but k got 8" right! still pouring when we got to our ski house. no mention of the r*in. froze solid overnight. it's often what they omit to tell you.

Gave up on the snow phone after a few of those bogus reports - I started calling the ski shops to get a real report! Still came up - because, you know, there was always partying;)

[KingsFourMan]

Gotta love the late day report today K sent out [just before MLK weekend] talking about the 10" new snow and no mention of anything else that might have happened.

been going on forever. i remember way back in the steve wright days and all you had was the snow phone. they had received 8" on thursday and that's all he was raving about in his friday afternoon report. leave nyc thinking about that snow and it's pouring all the way. but k got 8" right! still pouring when we got to our ski house. no mention of the r*in. froze solid overnight. it's often what they omit to tell you.

Gave up on the snow phone after a few of those bogus reports - I started calling the ski shops to get a real report! Still came up - because, you know, there was always partying;)

802-422-3261. That number is seared into my brain, used to call it all the time back when that was all there was.

[rogman]

If you skip over the first three words, today’s report is excellent. Information and honest, albeit requiring a bit of reading between the lines. I’m absolutely stunned. What happened?

[Pedro]

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As I sit down to write this, I find myself reflecting on the journey we've shared at The Beast. It's more than just a ski resort; it's a place where joy, adventure, and the spirit of winter come alive. Yet, today, my heart is a bit heavier, knowing that my attempts to bring a touch of warmth and personality to our condition reports have not resonated with everyone.

I've always believed that The Beast was more than just slopes and lifts. It's about the people, the experiences, and yes, even the words we use to connect with each other. When I greet you all with a "Howdy, Beast fans," it's my way of welcoming you into our world, a world where the thrill of the slopes meets the warmth of our community.

But I understand that not everyone seeks familiarity in a snow report. Some of you prefer just the facts, the figures, the cold, hard data of what to expect on the mountain. I respect that. After all, skiing and snowboarding are about precision, about understanding the lay of the land and the nature of the snow underfoot.

Yet, I can't help but feel a twinge of sadness. Every line I write in our reports is infused with my passion for skiing and my love for this place. When I talk about the fresh corduroy our grooming team has laid down, or the challenges of keeping our lifts running smoothly in the face of nature's whims, it's more than just updates. It's a story. A story of hard work, dedication, and the relentless pursuit of creating the perfect mountain experience for you.

I want you to know that your feedback doesn't fall on deaf ears. It challenges me to find the right balance between professionalism and personality. But it also reminds me that we're a diverse community with different preferences and expectations. And that's okay. That diversity is what makes The Beast not just a destination, but a family.

So, to those who appreciate a bit of cheer in our reports, thank you for your smiles. And to those who prefer just the facts, I hear you, and I promise to keep striving for the clarity and precision you seek.

In the end, whether you're here for the friendly banter or the detailed conditions, know that you're all valued members of the Beast family. We're all here for the love of the mountain, the thrill of the descent, and the stories we create along the way.

Stay safe, stay happy, and keep embracing the spirit of The Beast.

[Captain Hafski]

Great Job Pedro ! Good for my morning laugh.

Here's my crack at it:

Howdy Beast Fans. Go to KillingtonZone.com for today's report.

[GlenPLake]

Hey there, passionate Beast enthusiasts! Today brings a wave of emotions as The Beast gears up for a transformative day. A breathtaking 10" of fresh snow, including a magical 4" overnight, blankets our slopes for an enchanting holiday weekend ride.

As the clouds embrace us, temperatures dip into the 20s, setting the stage for a firm adventure. Our resilient grooming team, fueled by dedication, sculpted our open terrain into a canvas of fresh corduroy. Easy Street and Snowshed Slope invite beginners into a world of perfection, while Needle’s Eye and Bunny Buster beckon intermediate souls. Cascade awaits the fearless experts, freshly groomed for exhilarating descents on steep terrain.

Amidst the challenges of last night, our indomitable snowmaking team strives to bring Downdraft and Timberline to life. Beyond expanding skiable terrain, this effort sets in motion the awe-inspiring Peace Park build on Ramshead. Lower Great Eastern, Bear View, and Bear Cub eagerly anticipate the team's return in the next few days, promising better connections for Sunrise, Bear Mountain, and Skyeship.

Lifts embrace a schedule from 8:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m., with the South Ridge Quad making a triumphant debut at 10:00 a.m. Yet, amidst our enthusiasm, a heartfelt plea for patience resonates as we grapple with a drive issue on Needles Eye Express Quad, a temporary hiccup in our relentless pursuit of your joy.

The Northridge Quad, battered by last night's relentless winds, takes a momentary pause in its majestic journey today, January 14. Our sincerest apologies for any inconvenience caused. Despite these challenges, our hearts overflow with anticipation, longing to welcome you to The Beast for another spellbinding skiing and riding experience!

[Pedro]

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Friends, skiers, snowboarders, lend me your ears;
I come to report the snow, not to praise it.
The snow that men shred lives after them;
The best is oft interred with their tracks;
So let it be with Killington. The noble Snow Reporter
Hath told you the mountain was ambitious:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Killington answer'd it.
Here, under leave of Snow Reporter and the rest–
For Snow Reporter is an honourable man;
So are they all, all honourable men–
Come I to speak in Killington's snow report.

'Tis January the fifteenth, in the year two thousand twenty-four,
And at the hour of five and fifteen in the morn.
Hear now, ye lovers of the Beast's wild slopes,
Prepare to conquer trails one hundred thirty-four in number,
For yesternoon hath graced us with three inches more,
And seven days have brought a bounty of twenty-nine.

The morn doth promise crispness and the sun's gentle kiss,
Ere Mother Nature, in her bounty, doth grace us once more
With snow fresh and pure, three to five inches on Tuesday's door.
Remember, good folk, our lifts at eight do start,
To carry thee to mountain adventures of the heart.

Our snowmakers, noble and dedicated kin,
Do labour through the chill of night's embrace.
Their focus lies on Skyeship base, Downdraft, Timberline in race,
Not only to claim the East's most open terrain,
But also to craft Peace Park on Ramshead's domain.
Watch closely, for soon they'll grace
Lower Great Eastern, Bear View, Bear Cub's face,
Linking Sunrise, Bear Mountain, Skyeship in space.

Yet, be warned, for today's conditions might firm appear,
As cold's embrace hath made its presence clear.
Fear not! For our grooming team, under night's veil,
Hath perfected the corduroy on terrain, without fail.
Caper and Snowshed Slope, for beginners a dream,
While Dream Maker and Header, for intermediates gleam.
But be mindful, ungroomed terrain on natural snow,
And gladed runs may crusty feel, as temperatures low.

Northridge Quad, its return today we anticipate,
Around the hour of ten, its riders to elate.
And Canyon Quad, at eight, shall commence its flight.

We thank thee for patience, as we toil and strive
To mend Needles Eye Express Quad, to bring it alive.
Our apologies for inconvenience, updates we shall provide,
As we work with Leitner Poma, with you by our side.

Check this page, our Lifts and Trails Report, for news,
For delays and updates, which you may peruse.
We hope to see thee at The Beast, for skiing and riding grand,
In this month of January, National Safety Month across the land.

At Killington and Pico, safety we uphold,
With programs to increase awareness, bold.
Creating an environment enjoyable and safe,
For our community, in every nook and cranny, every waif.

Woodward Mountain Parks, a sight to behold,
Mouse Run Park with jumps and jibs, for the brave and bold.
Ramshead with three parks, for all skills to test,
From beginners to advanced, offering their best.

Ticket Window Hours, heed this well,
For lift tickets and rentals, a tale to tell.
Online at killington.com, your purchases be made,
And at ticket kiosks, your passes displayed.
Season Passes too, with barcode in hand,
At any kiosk, across this winter land.
Ticket windows open, thirty minutes before lifts,
For queries, text us, for swift informational shifts.

Killington embraces the future, cashless and bright,
Accepting major credit cards, and digital payments light.

Mountain Services, changing as the days,
Check daily for your lunch and lodge plays.
K-1 Lodge, Peak Lodge, Ramshead, Snowshed, Bear,
Sky

eship, Jerk Jamaican Mountain Grill, Ledgewood Yurt, all there.
Tubing Park, for joyous sliding, open wide,
And camping at Skyeship Base, under the starry tide.

Uphill Travel, for those who seek the climb,
Ramshead, Snowdon Mountain, Bear Mountain in time,
Pico Base to Summit, and the Interconnect,
Summit Glade Route, open, as you'd expect.

So there you have it, friends, the snow report in full,
A tale of winter's glory, beautiful and cool.
I bid you ski and board with joy, with skill,
On Killington's slopes, where winter's thrill
Is found in every turn, in every snow-filled hill.

[Captain Hafski]

Pedro - You got too much time on your hands. Get out there and ski !

[Pedro]

I had some help from chatgpt!


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[Bayfive]

If I went to H S with any of you neards I would have locked you in your locker and banged your girlfriend

[Stormchaser]

If I went to H S with any of you neards I would have locked you in your locker and banged your girlfriend

What's a neard? Asking for a friend...