Take my poll, bitches!!! Are you cool or a dork?
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Take my poll, bitches!!! Are you cool or a dork?
Inquiring minds want to know....are you one of the cool kids, or are you a dork/nerd? What is K-zone populated by?
I have to admit, I once was dork. But after many, many years of hard work, I'm now one of the cool kids.
Heres a few hints....
You might be cool, if:
- You're a single dude and you've slept with 2 or more women at Killington this year, and they aren't horse-ugly
- You go out to the bars at least one a weekend and actually talk to people
- You go to happy hour at the Lookout
- You're under 40, or at least act like you're under 40
- You think poaching is cool
- You can actually ski
You might be a dork if:
- You never go out
- You never get laid
- You go to happy hour at the grist mill
- You religiously show up for the 10 am meeting
- You take posting on k-zone pretty seriously
- You never break the rules, including poaching
- You can ski, but only if it's grrrroomed
EH???
I have to admit, I once was dork. But after many, many years of hard work, I'm now one of the cool kids.
Heres a few hints....
You might be cool, if:
- You're a single dude and you've slept with 2 or more women at Killington this year, and they aren't horse-ugly
- You go out to the bars at least one a weekend and actually talk to people
- You go to happy hour at the Lookout
- You're under 40, or at least act like you're under 40
- You think poaching is cool
- You can actually ski
You might be a dork if:
- You never go out
- You never get laid
- You go to happy hour at the grist mill
- You religiously show up for the 10 am meeting
- You take posting on k-zone pretty seriously
- You never break the rules, including poaching
- You can ski, but only if it's grrrroomed
EH???
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You arent cool if you wear a helmet like this
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Re: Take my poll, bitches!!! Are you cool or a dork?
I think I am cool despite the fact that I have am not single, have not slept with any women, when I go to HH I talk to people, I don't like going to the Lookout for HH because you can hardly move or be able to talk to people with all the noise in there, I am over 40 but like to think I am not, I poach when the conditions permit it, I can ski but can still use some lessons, I don't have a problem getting laid, I have not been to the Grist Mill once this year, I try to make the 10 AM meeting and even made your meeting, as the top poster I guess I am pretty serious about my posting here (Bubba and others will tell you I have no sense of humor), I've gotten caught poaching by Ski Nazi and if the trails are groomed I am told I am a bullet.Highway Star wrote:Inquiring minds want to know....are you one of the cool kids, or are you a dork/nerd? What is K-zone populated by?
I have to admit, I once was dork. But after many, many years of hard work, I'm now one of the cool kids.
Heres a few hints....
You might be cool, if:
- You're a single dude and you've slept with 2 or more women at Killington this year, and they aren't horse-ugly
- You go out to the bars at least one a weekend and actually talk to people
- You go to happy hour at the Lookout
- You're under 40, or at least act like you're under 40
- You think poaching is cool
- You can actually ski
You might be a dork if:
- You never go out
- You never get laid
- You go to happy hour at the grist mill
- You religiously show up for the 10 am meeting
- You take posting on k-zone pretty seriously
- You never break the rules, including poaching
- You can ski, but only if it's grrrroomed
EH???


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