Take my poll, bitches!!! Are you cool or a dork?

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Are you cool or a nerd?

I'm a neeeeerrrd!
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34%
I'm one of the cool kids!
15
34%
I'm Andyzee!!!
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32%
 
Total votes: 44

Highway Star
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Take my poll, bitches!!! Are you cool or a dork?

Post by Highway Star »

Inquiring minds want to know....are you one of the cool kids, or are you a dork/nerd? What is K-zone populated by?

I have to admit, I once was dork. But after many, many years of hard work, I'm now one of the cool kids.

Heres a few hints....

You might be cool, if:

- You're a single dude and you've slept with 2 or more women at Killington this year, and they aren't horse-ugly
- You go out to the bars at least one a weekend and actually talk to people
- You go to happy hour at the Lookout
- You're under 40, or at least act like you're under 40
- You think poaching is cool
- You can actually ski

You might be a dork if:

- You never go out
- You never get laid
- You go to happy hour at the grist mill
- You religiously show up for the 10 am meeting
- You take posting on k-zone pretty seriously
- You never break the rules, including poaching
- You can ski, but only if it's grrrroomed


EH???
Skibumtress
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Post by Skibumtress »

Well I guess I'm not cool 'cause I haven't done Number 1 in the "cool" list, even tho I'm single......
(sorry, HS, but couldn't resist) :wink:
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Post by Bling Skier »

My Name is Bling Skier and I am a "Herb Chop".
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Post by MrsG »

MrsG here . . . nerd through and through :lol:
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Post by Bubba »

MrsG wrote:MrsG here . . . nerd through and through :lol:
You and Bummy apparently need to sleep together. :lol: :wink:
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Post by andyzee »

Obviously, I chose the Andyzee option. I wonder if Steve is one of the other people that chose the Andyzee option? Just a thought on my part, probably wishful thinking on his part. :lol:
Admins, I respectfully request that you do not delete this post or me, thank you.

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Post by BigKahuna13 »

I'm a definite dork. But since I'm a dork who can also bench press 400 pounds if you tease me about I'll kick the sh!t outta you.
What is not possible is not to choose. ~Jean-Paul Sartre


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woodstock
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Post by woodstock »

how do I vote?
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Post by Steve »

I'm a dork.
Much better than being andyzee.

-steve
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tyrolean_skier
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Re: Take my poll, bitches!!! Are you cool or a dork?

Post by tyrolean_skier »

Highway Star wrote:Inquiring minds want to know....are you one of the cool kids, or are you a dork/nerd? What is K-zone populated by?

I have to admit, I once was dork. But after many, many years of hard work, I'm now one of the cool kids.

Heres a few hints....

You might be cool, if:

- You're a single dude and you've slept with 2 or more women at Killington this year, and they aren't horse-ugly
- You go out to the bars at least one a weekend and actually talk to people
- You go to happy hour at the Lookout
- You're under 40, or at least act like you're under 40
- You think poaching is cool
- You can actually ski

You might be a dork if:

- You never go out
- You never get laid
- You go to happy hour at the grist mill
- You religiously show up for the 10 am meeting
- You take posting on k-zone pretty seriously
- You never break the rules, including poaching
- You can ski, but only if it's grrrroomed


EH???
I think I am cool despite the fact that I have am not single, have not slept with any women, when I go to HH I talk to people, I don't like going to the Lookout for HH because you can hardly move or be able to talk to people with all the noise in there, I am over 40 but like to think I am not, I poach when the conditions permit it, I can ski but can still use some lessons, I don't have a problem getting laid, I have not been to the Grist Mill once this year, I try to make the 10 AM meeting and even made your meeting, as the top poster I guess I am pretty serious about my posting here (Bubba and others will tell you I have no sense of humor), I've gotten caught poaching by Ski Nazi and if the trails are groomed I am told I am a bullet.
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Post by Mtn Man »

I'm not cool since I didn't get past the first one....both women were fugly.....

B)
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Post by BigKahuna13 »

Mtn Man wrote:I'm not cool since I didn't get past the first one....both women were fugly.....

B)
sure they were women??
What is not possible is not to choose. ~Jean-Paul Sartre


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Post by Stormchaser »

BigKahuna13 wrote:
Mtn Man wrote:I'm not cool since I didn't get past the first one....both women were fugly.....

B)
sure they were women??
I thought willing was all that counted.
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woodstock
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I'm anerd

Post by woodstock »

Steve How did you like the tm24s?
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