OT NSR Just for chuckles

[Dr Z]

Sorry but its just a cut and paste job from an email from my daughter. Pedro, you may be in the loop on this one.

Subject: Why Parents Drink

The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees

about an urgent problem with one of the main computers, dialed the

employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.

"Hello."

"Is your daddy home?" he asked.

"Yes," whispered the small voice.

"May I talk with him?"

The child whispered, "No."

Surprised, and wanting to talk with an adult,

the boss asked "Is your Mommy there?"

"Yes."

"May I talk with her?


Again the small voice whispered, "No."

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave

a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?"



"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the

boss asked,"May I speak with the policeman?



"No, he's busy", whispered the child.

"Busy doing what?"

"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman,"

came the whispered answer.



Growing concerned and even worried as he heard

what sounded like a helicopter through the ear piece

on the phone the boss asked, "What is that noise?"

"A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice.



"What is going on there?" asked the boss, now

truly alarmed.



In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team

just landed the hello-copper."

Alarmed, concerned, and even more than just a little frustrated

the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"



Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled

giggle:




"ME."

[KBL Ed]

I don't get it.

[tyrolean_skier]

I don't get it.

Did you read all the way to the end?

[CAPBOY]

Too much reading.

BTW, did KBL ed make it to the mountain this year? I saw him like the first week of Dec and then nothing.

[CAPBOY]

Too much reading.

BTW, did KBL ed make it to the mountain this year? I saw him like the first week of Dec and then nothing.

I hate to quote myself, but that was a great wekend. That was when we scrificed the virgin, skibumtress. What a pwday it was on monday!.

[Skibumtress]

I don't get it.

I don't either.

[Eski]

I don't get it.

I don't either.

well, perhaps the two of you should hook up and get some

[KrisSkis]

You will definately get it if you read it all the way through...its quite funny

[Dr Z]

I guess if you have kids it makes sense. My first thoughts were that the little bugger could easily be the my grandson.

[tyrolean_skier]

I guess if you have kids it makes sense. My first thoughts were that the little bugger could easily be the my grandson.

You definitely have to have kids to appreciate this one. KBL Ed and Skibumtress are both single and thus have no clue what is going on in this matter.

[Stormchaser]

Sorry but its just a cut and paste job from an email from my daughter. Pedro, you may be in the loop on this one.

Subject: Why Parents Drink

The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees

about an urgent problem with one of the main computers, dialed the

employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.

"Hello."

"Is your daddy home?" he asked.

"Yes," whispered the small voice.

"May I talk with him?"

The child whispered, "No."

Surprised, and wanting to talk with an adult,

the boss asked "Is your Mommy there?"

"Yes."

"May I talk with her?


Again the small voice whispered, "No."

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave

a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?"



"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the

boss asked,"May I speak with the policeman?



"No, he's busy", whispered the child.

"Busy doing what?"

"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman,"

came the whispered answer.



Growing concerned and even worried as he heard

what sounded like a helicopter through the ear piece

on the phone the boss asked, "What is that noise?"

"A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice.



"What is going on there?" asked the boss, now

truly alarmed.



In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team

just landed the hello-copper."

Alarmed, concerned, and even more than just a little frustrated

the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"



Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled

giggle:




"ME."

Why wouldn't they have heard the phone ring? I mean geesh, if they are looking for their kid and the phone rang, wouldn't they think it could be related. So the kid took the phone and went and hid somewhere? How'd the parents call the cops, fire department, hellocoptors????

Why is the fire dept there anyway...is the kid hiding in a tree?

This joke has funny intentions but is flawed start to finish!

[Cityskier]

I guess if you have kids it makes sense. My first thoughts were that the little bugger could easily be the my grandson.

You definitely have to have kids to appreciate this one. KBL Ed and Skibumtress are both single and thus have no clue what is going on in this matter.

WTF does understanding this have to do with being single? I'm single, but I'm also able to grasp the intricate nuances this epic tale.

[tyrolean_skier]

I guess if you have kids it makes sense. My first thoughts were that the little bugger could easily be the my grandson.

You definitely have to have kids to appreciate this one. KBL Ed and Skibumtress are both single and thus have no clue what is going on in this matter.

WTF does understanding this have to do with being single? I'm single, but I'm also able to grasp the intricate nuances this epic tale.

Geeze calm down Citiskier I was not attacking the state of singleness.

[Dr Z]

For Christ's sake, it was a joke intended to offer a smile -and we all know we need one in here.

I hope it starts snowing soon or we will need more than moderators. :)

[Dr. NO]

I don't get it.

I don't either.

Considering I was the one they had the entire neighborhood looking for at one time, I thought it was great, just a bit slow.

Ha ha, knew my dad was pissed at me so I hid in my bedroom. They searched for about 2 hours before my brother ratted me out.

Then I reallyl got it !