Cheap Jew That I Am...

[Humpty Dumpty]

The temp in my house is now 63 degrees and I refuse to turn the heat on...it's still September dammit.

The fat pig of a wife is complaining, butt she is fat...so I told her to STF up!!!...you have whale blubber...use it!!! She obviously hasn't seen the cost of natural gas lately. (the Yenta brings nothing to the table).

I'm worrying about the high holidays cumming up. I am facing a major dilemma: The fat pig has to fast...she's bound to get cranky...hungry as she is...Plus, I ain't gonna get no stinky stink on my down low, nor is she. She's a horny Yenta (who doesn't like to tongue balls). Not a good combination.

High Holidays make Humpty a dull boy. Frown.


Bubba, you gonna blow the horn?

[Atomic1]

The temp in my house is now 63 degrees and I refuse to turn the heat on...it's still September dammit.

The fat pig of a wife is complaining, butt she is fat...so I told her to STF up!!!...you have whale blubber...use it!!! She obviously hasn't seen the cost of natural gas lately. (the Yenta brings nothing to the table).

I'm worrying about the high holidays cumming up. I am facing a major dilemma: The fat pig has to fast...she's bound to get cranky...hungry as she is...Plus, I ain't gonna get no stinky stink on my down low, nor is she. She's a horny Yenta (who doesn't like to tongue balls). Not a good combination.

High Holidays make Humpty a dull boy. Frown.


Bubba, you gonna blow the horn?

We still got the windows open here in CT.! Gotta start getting used to the cold so we can afford to ski this winter.
You must be related to our winter LANDLORD

[Pedro]

The temp in my house is now 63 degrees and I refuse to turn the heat on...it's still September dammit.

The fat pig of a wife is complaining, butt she is fat...so I told her to STF up!!!...you have whale blubber...use it!!! She obviously hasn't seen the cost of natural gas lately. (the Yenta brings nothing to the table).

I'm worrying about the high holidays cumming up. I am facing a major dilemma: The fat pig has to fast...she's bound to get cranky...hungry as she is...Plus, I ain't gonna get no stinky stink on my down low, nor is she. She's a horny Yenta (who doesn't like to tongue balls). Not a good combination.

High Holidays make Humpty a dull boy. Frown.


Bubba, you gonna blow the horn?

Its pretty cold outiside down here too.....You ever give her the Shocker?

[Dr. NO]

quit yer bitchen HD. 65 here in my office and I'm in a T shirt. You would think it was Winter already. Great sleeping weather.

I have noticed that fat bitches are always the ones that get cold, and provide little warmth on the real cold nights. Fat is just COLD !

[borgy]

I just had my oil tank filled-- $500 for a measly 200 gallons-

[Bubba]

Bubba, you gonna blow the horn?

Please refer this question to Richard Simmons. Thank you.

[Dr. NO]

I just had my oil tank filled-- $500 for a measly 200 gallons-

You didn't pre-buy? Both CT and VT houses were $2.14/gal. 750 gal in CT and 1100 gal in VT. Hope it ain't too cold this winter.

[BigKahuna13]

I just had my oil tank filled-- $500 for a measly 200 gallons-

You didn't pre-buy? Both CT and VT houses were $2.14/gal. 750 gal in CT and 1100 gal in VT. Hope it ain't too cold this winter.

Guy I used to work with had something line a 1200 gallon oil tank put in his house solely so he could fill it in July - when prices were low - and be sure of having enough oil to last the entire winter. Always thought he was
a dick, but have to admit that that was a good idea.

[Jodi]

The temp in my house is now 63 degrees and I refuse to turn the heat on...it's still September dammit.

The fat pig of a wife is complaining, butt she is fat...so I told her to STF up!!!...you have whale blubber...use it!!! She obviously hasn't seen the cost of natural gas lately. (the Yenta brings nothing to the table).

I'm worrying about the high holidays cumming up. I am facing a major dilemma: The fat pig has to fast...she's bound to get cranky...hungry as she is...Plus, I ain't gonna get no stinky stink on my down low, nor is she. She's a horny Yenta (who doesn't like to tongue balls). Not a good combination.

High Holidays make Humpty a dull boy. Frown.


Bubba, you gonna blow the horn?

We still got the windows open here in CT.! Gotta start getting used to the cold so we can afford to ski this winter.
You must be related to our winter LANDLORD

Ummmm.....Matt?

[tyrolean_skier]

Hope it ain't too cold this winter.

Take that back Doc. We need it to be cold and very snowy.

[SkiDork]

Hope it ain't too cold this winter.

Take that back Doc. We need it to be cold and very snowy.

Actually, isn't the rule the colder it is the less it snows?

[Dr. NO]

Hope it ain't too cold this winter.

Take that back Doc. We need it to be cold and very snowy.

Actually, isn't the rule the colder it is the less it snows?

It doesn't always hold true, but yes, when we dip well below zero, usually the skys are very clear and we get no precip.

Ty, I'll settle for 20 degree nights and 30 degree days with lots of snow. Just none of those Arctic cold fronts with wind.

[nancie2k]

we weren't offered a pre-buy this year. they usually fill the tank in nov. and again in march if they can make it up the icy hill .last year was quite a project spreading sand to get the truck up. we have no prob with 4wd

[Atomic1]

The temp in my house is now 63 degrees and I refuse to turn the heat on...it's still September dammit.

The fat pig of a wife is complaining, butt she is fat...so I told her to STF up!!!...you have whale blubber...use it!!! She obviously hasn't seen the cost of natural gas lately. (the Yenta brings nothing to the table).

I'm worrying about the high holidays cumming up. I am facing a major dilemma: The fat pig has to fast...she's bound to get cranky...hungry as she is...Plus, I ain't gonna get no stinky stink on my down low, nor is she. She's a horny Yenta (who doesn't like to tongue balls). Not a good combination.

High Holidays make Humpty a dull boy. Frown.


Bubba, you gonna blow the horn?

We still got the windows open here in CT.! Gotta start getting used to the cold so we can afford to ski this winter.
You must be related to our winter LANDLORD

Ummmm.....Matt?

"Ummmm...Matt".....I just love when women say that ....Ummmm..yes Jodi?

[junior]

The temp in my house is now 63 degrees and I refuse to turn the heat on...it's still September dammit.

The fat pig of a wife is complaining, butt she is fat...so I told her to STF up!!!...you have whale blubber...use it!!! She obviously hasn't seen the cost of natural gas lately. (the Yenta brings nothing to the table).

I'm worrying about the high holidays cumming up. I am facing a major dilemma: The fat pig has to fast...she's bound to get cranky...hungry as she is...Plus, I ain't gonna get no stinky stink on my down low, nor is she. She's a horny Yenta (who doesn't like to tongue balls). Not a good combination.

High Holidays make Humpty a dull boy. Frown.


Bubba, you gonna blow the horn?

We still got the windows open here in CT.! Gotta start getting used to the cold so we can afford to ski this winter.
You must be related to our winter LANDLORD

He is your landlord!!!!